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All the strong and smart people I know are CONSTANTLY reminding everyone how STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) they are.

They also commonly use the term "Treasonists".

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Word count: 126

All caps words: 15 (excluding acronyms)

All caps ratio: 11.9%

Unnecessarily capitalised words: 9

Unnecessarily caps ratio: 7.1%

Exclamation marks: 12

Quotes: 4

Pants shid: 2 (estimate)

Unhingeness level: 7/10

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lemmy.world

Wish he would use AI to write his posts......

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Haha I'm glad I checked the comments before I posted. This is the first case where AI would be an improvement!

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Assuming there is a future, people will look back on this time and expect that we were all this goddamned dumb.

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lemmy.world

But only ~30% of the population, and those people only after 70 years of education cuts, misinformation, and religious indoctrination…it took the GOP a long time, but they got what they wanted. It’s a real endorsement for perseverance. And amoral greed, I guess.

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You need to add in those that didn't vote.

If you don't vote then you automatically support who is elected.

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If I could pay my taxes to another country for the remainder of Trumps term I would.

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lemmy.world

Did we though? We never got the answer on the ‘bullet ballots’.

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lemmy.ml

yeah that sounds like a totally mentally stable guy

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BooBeesreply
fedinsfw.app

And you know if he’s arguing against regulation that they’ve got some seriously evil plans in the pipeline to roll out and profit from or extract power/control from. Also all you need to do is look at the favorability rates between the US and China on ai, US citizens really really distrust and don’t look forward do more ai, whereas China already has implemented tons of serious regulation and controls on ai and the polls are sky high for favorability and looking forward to more ai in china.

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lemmy.world

Plans? I doubt he’s got any plans. Vague promises, buzzwords, and bribes from techbros? Oh yeah he’s got a boatload of that.

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You’re not paying attention if you think this guy doesn’t always have a plan to profit from the chaos and extortion opportunities once he’s overtly fucked up a system so bad it’s literally killing people.

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fedia.io

If you end your messages with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" it makes you look like a real professional business man. If you're really skilled, add an exclamation mark!

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"Gentleman! Let's retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter."

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sh.itjust.works

"things"

Dementia has diminished his vocabulary significantly, if he's specifying with generalities

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He's always done this. He's a fucking idiot that writes like a 3rd grader.

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Do you remember the days when a funny post could win one internet? What must you post to win AI?

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That's the most painfully obvious AI I've seen in a while.

The puddle grows onto the back of the chair after he stands up.

It starts to spread so much that it starts to drip onto the floor. What, is his piss supposed to have multiplied?

Her reaction doesn't seem natural at all. Why does she keep screaming? Why does she stare at it? Why does she point at it and not look away?Besides, fucking listen to that scream. That's not a human running out of breath, that's an AI voice generator running out of data.

Lastly, this is obviously fake because everyone knows Trump wears Depends.*

Did you genuinely think this was real, or are we just supposed to be entertained by it? If the latter, what made you think Lemmy would appreciate a slop video?

* - I don't know this for a fact, but nearly all 80 year olds do, and it's funny to make fun of him for.

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