I really want James Hoffmann to watch me make my morning coffee, with a 10yr old basic espresso machine that was only bought because it was on sale, and has had 100s of citric acid flushes virtually dissolve the inner workings.

I want to see him wince as I load a full hopper of Costco’s ‘cheapest this week’ beans into my grinder, that was on sale and kinda matched the colour of the coffee machine, and grind them at the medium setting because meh!

Use the double ended plastic scoop and tamp which came with the machine, to load it sloppily into the basket with a single high pressure hole underneath. Press the go button with the water that’s been sitting the machine since Friday.

Finally I let the water just run through the coffee as I blast past espresso and lungo to make a full mug with just enough room for a splash of milk, and maybe some flavoured syrup.

Perfect!

I bought the Imusa moka pot in Walmart, my first, and I have learnt that I should not have gone economy on this. Its indeed affordable, works, but, its small, single serve, and just feels economy. Biggest pain is the plastic handle that will definitely get ruined cause of being cooked over heat. The manual says not to put it over heat, which is where the moka pot works. Lol. Sucks, but i am espresso cool.

Trying this today, purely for the caffeine content. Made it with my new moka pot. I've moved on from the cowboy sieve method, and to be honest, that pushes out a much cleaner kick.

The coffee itself tastes OK, not the worst out there, beats FDC hands down, and I definitely overloaded the moka pot, but I can see how this becomes an enjoyable cup. I would definitely buy this again.

My main question: Is Cafe Altura Classic Roast basically similar to other ground coffees, or is it premium in some way? The one I specifically have is "Cafe Altura Ground Organic Coffee, Fair Trade Classic Roast".

I'm pretty new to coffee, having been a black tea drinker for years, with a preference for Assam CTC. For coffee, I first tried Great Value (the Walmart brand) Classic Roast, and it had a weird smell and sharpness that I didn't particularly care for. Not too surprising as it was the cheapest possible option at the supermarket. Then Amazon gifted me a can of the Cafe Altura. It has a nice smell and good flavor to it. But to re-buy it, it's also kinda expensive. The safe option would just be to continue buying it, since I know I like it. However, I've only had these two different brands. Reading the comments on the Cafe Altura, people seem to really be fans of it. Still I wonder: is it actually special or are there are equal or even better coffees for less money? If so, which ones?

In case it's relevant: I'm drinking the coffee black, and brewing it for 5 minutes in a basket tea infuser, in a cup of boiling water. I've never had french press, but I've read that this might be somewhat similar?

A bit of coffee history for today:

Coffee has long been a significant part of the world economy. With that status comes interest from corporations, governments, ad agencies, and interest groups. In the late 50s in America consumers were more financially sound than ever before, but wartime culture persisted and roasters catered to an appetite for financial prudence and a national palate that had become more and more accustomed to low quality beans and progressively more dilute cups. This kind of coffee consumption though was not optimal for growers, and the Pan-American Coffee Bureau was an advertising group that formed to represent South American growers. In 1959 they created an artificial community known as the League of Honest Coffee Lovers (LHCL). This “group” promoted the idea of quality coffee and strong coffee (with a primary emphasis on the latter as embodied by their catch phrase “more coffee in our coffee!”. A large ad campaign feigning elaborate protests with passionate well-dressed hypo-diverse coffee enthusiasts spread through newspapers and magazines. So passionate were they, that weapons were a strong theme in these ads. These smiling wool-suited young men and women were ready to slaughter any barista that might serve them anything weaker than the golden ratio. If these ads awoken anything in you and you wished to show support for these crusaders but maybe weren’t quite willing to spill barista blood on your Sunday best, you were invited to write a letter to the Pan-American Coffee Bureau to receive your very own official certificate as proof that you gave a damn about the concentration of your coffee. The whole thing didn’t last very long and had limited lasting impact on coffee brewing trends, but for better or worse it was a notable and historically entertaining effort at improving coffee quality.

Enjoy some of the ads, a downloadable certificate, and a website where you can customize your very own LHCL certificate!

Source: https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/league_of_honest_coffee_lovers

When the stakes are this high, you damn well better bring your crossbow! Source: https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/league_of_honest_coffee_lovers

Source: https://philip-cardamone.pixels.com/featured/league-of-honest-coffee-lovers-certificate-phil-cardamone.html

Customize your own Certificate!

Good luck trying to scald my nipples with your boiling hot dilute coffee swill Barista! Prepare to perish for your crimes against coffee! Source: https://www.goantiques.com/league-of-honest-862043

Haven’t finished cleaning the outside yet (hence the sticker residue) but the inside has been deep cleaned. It took about 19 minutes to do 200ml of coffee, and the end result was horribly burnt and bitter so I’d definitely not recommend it, but it’s a cool novelty! It will never be used again I doubt, unless I’m trying to commit taste bud murder, as this was genuinely the worst tasting liquid I’ve ever tried, but I might put it on a shelf as a decorative piece or something. The design is truly really cool, it’s a real shame it doesn’t make decent coffee. Maybe I need a better technique, but I love regular moka pot and used this one in a way I thought might make good coffee, so it might just be a bad brewer. If anyone has experience with it though I’d love some advice, maybe I just can’t make good coffee out of it and it’s a skill issue. I hope that’s the case, I’d love for it to make good coffee, but I don’t think I can assault my taste buds with that monstrosity again so I’m worried about playing with it.

I decided to try a small bag of mostly robusta coffee after a pleasant surprise at a Vietnamese restaurant.

It was, and is fantastic. It is a major flavour departure from Arabica so for those of you set in your ways, it might not be for you. The flavour is hard to describe, but the taste and aroma are very strong and immediately recognizable. The smell is very sweet and earthy. The flavour is like ... spiced stonefruit.

The restaurant served it with sweetened condensed milk and it was amazing. At home I drink it black.

If you're in for something different, worth a try.

We just got ourselves our first grinder! It's a cheapie because we're on a pretty tight budget. Kingrinder P0.

I tried 5 clicks from 0, but it wouldn't grind very well. At 10 it actually grinds (takes like 8-10 minutes though!), but I'm not 100% sure if it's grinding fine enough for Turkish. The coffee does get a little bit of foam on top, though! Just a very thin layer. What even constitutes "fine enough for Turkish"? I know it's supposed to be finer than espresso, but does it matter how much finer?

-- Frost

Shit, this coffee is insane. Now, it costs 9 bucks and change in Walmart, and it tastes like 9 bucks and change coffee. I am however spoiled on coffee so this is a bit arrogant of me to claim.

That being said, that caffeine hits really hard, I could feel my pulse. I was up and really zoned in on work. I have not had a hit like this in years. If you need a cold start, this is a bear slap to the face in the middle of winter. Going to be drinking this for awhile.

Dear Coffee Community at LemmyWorld,

Thank you for the marvel you do...

I am sorry, but just to clarify, may I ask... why ever use the so fake, effortless, worthless, void-empty, horrible, and sorrowful meat-ground set of bytes... as the very main banner to represent the so ineffably magnificent art, history, and human effort... as Coffee... and more than 10,714 Members of the Community, too...

There are so many artists out there who have art attributed... and if you haven't chosen a work of your own, have you considered a competition between the current Members to choose the artwork for the banner? A moment of photography would already be a marvel...

Please... please do consider the noise, emptiness, and unintentional but possible disrespect... towards the miracle... divine elixir... the coffee...

Best and kind regards

Translation from the Arabic...

O Coffee! Thou dost dispel all cares, thou art the object of desire to the scholar.
This is the beverage of the friends of God; it gives health to those in its service who strive after wisdom.

Prepared from the simple shell of the berry, it has the odor of musk and the color of ink.
The intelligent man who empties these cups of foaming coffee, he alone knows truth.

May God deprive of this drink the foolish man who condemns it with incurable obstinacy.
Coffee is our gold. Wherever it is served, one enjoys the society of the noblest and most generous men.

O drink! As harmless as pure milk, which differs from it only in its blackness...

Delicious beverage, its color is the seal of its purity.

Source: by Abd-al-Kâdir ibn Mohammad al Ansâri al Jazari al Hanbali [1587 AD; webarchive]

// cc @[email protected] ; @[email protected] ; @[email protected]

Really enjoying roasting my own coffee these last several months. I got tired of inconsistent, too dark batches when I was ordering light and medium roasts from Fresh Roasted Coffee.

I roast stovetop, using a stainless steel popcorn popper, this one for anybody interested.

Took the photos just after roasting, they’ll lighten up a bit more as they cool and gas off, from past experience.

Hello, So far I've kept my single-cup V60 recipe fairly stable. 15g coffee and 250mL of water, pour water by 50g increments with 10s time in between pours. It usually gives me a brew time around 2'30" which is generally considered good. I adjust the grind size on my manual grinder depending on the beans and I've been satisfied with the results so far.

Now the problem: I started new beans, higher roast, lower density. With my usual method I get a very short brew time, less than 1'30". Finer grind size quickly becomes too bitter.

I am not questioning the quality of the beans, more my recipe. I suppose I'm not getting the best out of these beans.

What would you suggest to improve my recipe for these beans?

• Adjust coffee to water ratio ? What should I look for to find the correct ratio ?
• Change brew temperature? I usually boil my water to near 100°C as it will cool quickly in the porcelain V60.
• Any other suggestions?

Update: thank you all for the interesting suggestions. With this morning brew, I made 2 changes:

1. Reduced target water temperature to 90°C
2. 50g bloom and the rest of the water in 2 pours

The results are improving, very pleasant cup. The brew time was still pretty short. Next, I will try to decrease the grind size by a few ticks to see if I can get more flavors without increasing bitterness.

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/33666752

🍵 😮

Hi,

I've been using an unpressurised after market basket and handle with my Delonghi Dedica for a while. It makes just OK espresso. I dont think my grinder is up to scratch tbh.

I thought I'd try a pressurised basket, but for some reason the espresso sprays out of the spouts laterally, making a huge mess, as pictured. Obviously this didnt happen before.

Any idea why? I tried a finer grind, distributing the coffee better, and tamping harder and more evenly. No cigar.

(Why a pressurised basket? The best espresso I've ever had out of this particular machine was with the stock handle and stock pressurised basket. Why not use those then? Because the stock basket doesnt grip the handle well. It falls out into the knock box when you bang it. I hate this with a passion)

I’m pretty new to the world of coffee, at least to caring about it, anyway. I’ve been drinking drip coffee from pre-ground beans for years but wanted to start getting more into it. I picked up a moka pot and have loved it so far, but I’m stuck either using pre-ground or a blade grinder. I mostly do my coffee around 5:30 in the morning, a few hours before my infant daughter and wife are awake, and don’t want to risk waking them so I was thinking manual. I also don’t have tons of money to spend right now, since most of my money goes toward my daughter. My absolute cap would be $200 CAD but the cheaper the better honestly, as long as it isn’t really bad. I saw the Timemore S3 was very highly reviewed, and I can find it for around $180 CAD right now, so that’s what I was thinking, but I’ve only started doing research yesterday so I’m probably missing a thousand good models. Does anyone have any suggestions for models or blog posts or anything to look at? I’d really appreciate any help. The grinder would be used mostly for moka pot but I do also have a French press (mostly for my wife) and the aforementioned drip coffee machine that I’d like to be able to use the grinder for too. Espresso is off the table due to finances so I don’t need something that can go that finely ground.

OG Ember and OG Gameboy. Sippin' some Switch Hybrid brewed Harrar and slammin' some Tetris blocks.

May your pours be perfect and your brews balanced this weekend.
Cheers.