Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.

In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.

I'm disgusted that this is how I found out our Queen is no longer with us 😭

Fuck Trump

💕 Dolly lives for eternity in our universe & hearts 💕

If the woman is uncomfortable she can alter her path. I've been that woman before but have rarely felt uncomfortable enough to cross the street or whatever. I just keep walking and either ignore or give a pleasant nod to the man to let him know I'm chill and not scared and we're two normal innocuous people passing each other.

Maybe twice in my life my spidey senses tingled and I changed my path and got out of there. Our instincts protect us.

Then have to present proof of impending incarceration?

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

Ok but I don't think propane tanks are as fragile & explosive as they suppose.

It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

Target is clearly a testing ground to see how far the public's boundaries & sense of values & judgment & morals etc can be pushed 😡

But they're both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There's no romance here.

Hi, I've just recently seen a post in which everyone was mixing up the spellings of prostrate & prostate.

Hope daddy brought a designated driver 🤦🏼‍♀️ His dear son just wanted quality time with Dad but instead got a day with a drunk guy & overpriced junk food 😥

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

cylindrical?

Drive 4 hours and fill a Costco cart with ten tons of merchandise and take a picture and upload it here. Then drive 4 hours back to where you came from. Do it. We're depending on you.

We saw him riding his bike one day along the Venice Beach boardwalk all the way to Santa Monica pier, then he rode up ON the Santa Monica pier! Bikes aren't allowed up there. I wonder if someone told him to stop 🛑

Y'all need to stop talking like this, even satirically, because it's exactly what trump wants. To redirect our attention away from his own bullshit.

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn't the most suitable adjective for describing someone's financial status.

But even if it was ...

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she's already wealthy?

Mouse head on my pillow. THAT'S love. I didn't exactly love it. But I'll never forget that was my kitty's utmost display of his love & appreciation for me. He put it squarely in THE MIDDLE OF MY PILLOW 😱

Wouldn't it be great if the internet automatically rejects any post that contains a lie or grammar/spelling error? The internet would get cleaned up SO DAMN QUICKLY! 😄

Worse than "head empty." You've been guillotined. How are you still sentient to enjoy this moment?