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lemmy.today

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

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There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they're a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn't much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum

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A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too

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piefed.social

Dolores: Anything I can do?

Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!

Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

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Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.

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lemmy.world

It is okay to masturbate.

Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

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Aerireply
lemmy.world

Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

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hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now

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We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.

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SorryQuickreply
lemmy.ca

Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.

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I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.

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lemmy.zip

Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let's not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.

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I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.

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I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.

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Fafareply
lemmy.world

Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.

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lemmy.world

You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

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Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee

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We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

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lemmy.today

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

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Massage tables have a hole in them, but the people that work there get all grouchy when I use them as such.

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fedia.io

Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while

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lemmy.ca

If you labelled this with asshole, small colon, prostate, etc. So it’s on topic I would upvote, but sadly, I cannot upvote this one.

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It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

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Saving this. I don't know when I'll use it, but it'll be worth it when the time is right.

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