There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they're a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn't much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum
Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!
Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.
Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.
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I do it for the leg/back/neck/arm cracks it enables, but my body is probably just broken.
prostration isnt all that healthy
¿Por qué no dos?
and if youre transitioning on estrogen you need to use it even more frequently IF you want it to atrophy less
I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5
Good for the pelvic floor.
There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they're a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn't much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum
A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too
I only procrastinate at work
Procrasturbation.
Lemme tell ya somethin'
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
bustin'bustin'bustin'
sleep
Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.
It is okay to masturbate.
Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.
Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.
Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.
We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.
Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.
I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.
Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let's not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.
I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.
I think I'm in the ace spectrum and cumming is a chore.
That's why I wrote "some", because it varies from people to people.
*Prostate
I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.
Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.
Every anarchist worst nightmare!
Which state
Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy
Prostate. Come on.
Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.
𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂧𓅱𓈖'𓏏𓐍𓋴𓄿𓇌𓏞𓐍
What are you trying to get it to do?
Already answered! 😏
You get me.
You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!
Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee
We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.
If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.
Prostrate yourself for your prostate.
Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.
Massage tables have a hole in them, but the people that work there get all grouchy when I use them as such.
I'm always in a pro state
I am probably good for the next 5 live times.
Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while
And every few years, replacing the sacrificial rod.
Uh huh.. riiight….
Me too.
Por que no los dos?
That was a lie.
If you labelled this with asshole, small colon, prostate, etc. So it’s on topic I would upvote, but sadly, I cannot upvote this one.
It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.
F, sorry
You don’t like where the black line goes?
🤷♂️
Saving this. I don't know when I'll use it, but it'll be worth it when the time is right.