That is exactly what Ukraine wants. Well done.

From my (PC) point of view GTA 6 comes in 2028 then. OK. I'll wait. I have waited 30 years for VR to arrive, I can wait 2 years for GTA 6, big whoop.

Here we go again with the preorders for digitally downloaded games. Why, why have we not learnt from all the botched AAA game launches?

Preorders for AAA games made sense when supply was scarce, demand high, and games pretty much working at launch day.

This is not the timeline we live in anymore.

Russian FM & Part Time Ghoul Lavrov Rejects Western Demands for Peace Plan

So you have chosen death then

I do not drink alcohol. The day this guy stops talking I will go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Champagne and drink it alone.

"War is peace"

That's what they are trying to pull. Look it up.

According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall

Then call it "wall seat"

I'm an IT nerd but they could not pay me to buy a grill that requires software updates. What a bunch of nonsense.

OMG das muss doch wehtun, wenn man an etwas glaubt, das sich hinterher als Fake erweist. ODER?

besser als Satire zu markieren

LOL, klar. Wie sonst sollte man dort den Humor erkennen? /s

Not wearing a helmet, bullet-proof vest and all and arguing against gun control.

He was asking to be shot...

/s obvsly ffs

Er spricht von Enttäuschung und fordert die Kirchen auf, ihre Positionen zu überdenken.

Das sagt eigentlich viel mehr über die CDU und ihn aus als über die Kirche. Mal sehen, ob er darauf kommt. #selfawarewolves

Well, that really is uplifting news. For me that is, not for that fuckhead.

Curing cancer? Nooo

Protecting children from gun shots? Nooo

Making sure children are educated and fed? Nooo

Let's build a fucking ball room and create a Jesus chat bot -- YES

I cannot believe that this is the future we were waiting for.

Merging the 2 companies is the best idea ever!

Splitting into 2 companies is the best idea ever!

Well, which is it?

Said the kettle

Now that's a good revelation for the wrong reasons lol

(sending) Ukraine all of our tax dollars

That's not what he's doing

Come to the EU, noone will scoff at paternity leave here. On the contrary, colleagues will congratulate you for procreating lol

If you need to explain to Trump why many american cars do not sell well in Europe just show him this image. Chances that he'll get it is higher than zero at least.

I cannot imaging driving around this hulk of a car all day. How would I even find parking space?

Well, I cannot go more vegan than I already am so I guess it's someone else's turn now.

Yeah, imagine being a parent and your kid is in a foreign land has a medical emergency but you don't know what it is and whether your kid is going to live or what.

I certainly can imagine myself calling an ambulance. But maybe it's my "socialist" mind thinking here...

I love XML, when it is properly utilized. Which, in most cases, it is not, unfortunately.

JSON > CSV though, I fucking hate CSV. I do not get the appeal. "It's easy to handle" -- NO, it is not. It's the "fuck whoever needs to handle this" of file "formats".

JSON is a reasonable middle ground, I'll give you that