What's a good earworm song to inflict on someone?
My wife keeps singing music from Into the Woods. It's a fine musical, and I'm a fan of it, but she's getting the songs such in my head.
I need ammunition to fight back with.
What's a good song to play that I can't get stuck in her head?
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in honor of spooky season. potatoes and molasses from Over the Garden Wall: https://youtu.be/UXHgc0Hogqs
Sorry to go nuclear on your wife. Make it through the chorus of this song (mmm bop) one time and it's just about guaranteed earworm. In the words of Mr. Miyagi "If do right, no can defend."
https://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE
I'm probably screwed just by thinking of the song to recommend it to you. 😁
Oh, so you're fucking evil. Noted.
Stuck in my head without even listening.
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
There’s a better version
Take this ancient weapon from the 80s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
You could've simply type "Jitterbug!" to plant this into our collective brains.
Truly deranged mid-80s wear on display, thanks for the link!
Oooh that’s delightfully sinister love it
Badger badger badger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
Pompeii by Bastille. Not so much the song but the day-day-oh, day-oh chant that runs under it.
Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye. It took me years to get rid of it. I am in danger simply talking about it here.
Speaking of Day-oh though, the Banana Boat Song made famous by Harry Belafonte and also its appearance in Beetlejuice is a mid tier earworm. It all depends on how evil you're feeling.
Edit: 10 imaginary points if you spot what I had to fix.
It's 'Eheu!' and it means some variation of 'Oh no' or 'Alas' or even 'Oh shit!' in Latin.
I should have looked up the lyrics, but eheu, I did not.
…goddammit
LOL. Sucke....
Crap.
If you thought the Gotye version was catchy, the ska-punk cover of Somebody by Half Past Two is even more so. Listen to it at your own peril.
I first saw Walk Off the Earth play it in a single guitar in one take
Sandstorm. Always Sandstorm.
Günther - Ding Dong Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUYpIyWPKGk
and he waddled away, waddle waddled, and he waddled away, waddle waddle...
Somebody once told me
someBAWdee
Escape - The pina colada song
I'mmmmm saiiiiiling away...
Baby shark do do do-do
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be purple, I could be hurtful, I could be anything you like
Dragostea din te (might not be spelling that right but it's iconic enough that it should pop right up when searched).
Also blue by Eiffel 65, the party rock anthem or crazy frog. No lyrics but still catchy is something like Sandstorm.
I'm so saucy!
Still Alive from Portal
Kittyman Sea Shanty by the Trailer Park Boys.
Or Amazing Horse by MrWeebl.
Or perhaps Give That Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer.
Most things from MrWeebl... And now I'm singing bag full of crabs lol
I'VE SEEN THINGS, I'VE SEEN THEM WITH MY EYES
I'VE SEEN THINGS, THEY'RE OFTEN IN DISGUISE...
Carrots handbags cheese
OH IVE GOT A MOUTHFUL OF CRAAAAABS
It's ridiculous how much I love it lol
Are Eurovision songs allowed? That's cheating. https://youtu.be/1jSrBdN4b5c
Don't Stop Believing by Journey
Are you Betty on Bluesky? I have to know.
Eeeeeeevil Betty?
No, I just find the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist to be pretty amusing.
Had to ask! There's a dude on Bluesky with your exact icon that I kinda dig.
Not me, they're some other person with impeccable taste in movies.
Mmbop
Easy, Satan.
Smooth criminal
Banana phone
A phone with a peel! 🍌 📞
If you can find a loop of the first few seconds before the lyrics of VengaBoys We LikeTo Party, that's diabolical IMO.
Otherwise, that song is, IMO, such a good earworm.
Creeper rap https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZujisNZuw0
I’m surprised nobody mentioned Yellow Submarine yet. Or the Sesame Street theme. Or Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.
If you really want to be evil you can also do The 7th Element or Better Off Alone. You have options
You call that Evil? Try the song that never ends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz6OGVCdov8
Lambchop - the song that never ends
Crazy Frog - Axel F https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
These 3 are classics that get burned into my brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6yphdZhUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMEhOWcxd0
Tub Ring did a cover of Prisencolinensinainciusol that's pretty awesome.
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
The worst earworms are when you dont really know the words. If you dont have kids I recommend Danny Go.
Danny Go is so weird because it sets off all of my kids slop sensors but it's actually pretty decent. Gets the kids moving, it's generally fine content wise, doesn't overdo the cuts between shots or have too much going on on screen to destroy the kids' attention span, but my gosh its stylized like so many slop channels I have to double-take every time
Yeah it rubbed me that way at first for sure. Ive come around, though. From what i understand they started it for their son, who recently passed.
The "hyper" videos drive me nuts but hey, can't really fault them for finding a way to make money off the same thing twice I suppose.
a bad one is bananaphone
Somewhat deeper cut: Rafi - Bathtime. Just try not to hum along once you've heard it once!
that has genuine qualities to it. Banana phone is demon spawn made of pure crap.
"Don't put bananas in my butt" song
Toxic by Britney Spears
The Name Game by Jessica Lange
Omg I can believe I found this first try. Been so long since I’ve thought of it Pogo
We too belong but i a waddle
Bobbing along from Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Doggie in the window
Those are the last 2 ear worms I gave my wife by accident.
That 1st one got stuck with me for years.
I used to send this song to a friend of mine all the time. It’ll get stuck in your head for weeks…
Baby Come Back -Player
Superfreak by Rick James. In fact, I use it to knock out other songs trying to establish a beachhead in my brain.
Es rappelt im Karton ton ton...
chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba
diggy diggy hole
Caramba - Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot
Be aware this is not a regular earworm, this is a nuclear option. I don't know when I first heard this but every so often it climbs back from the deep, deep hole in my memories I have thrown it down and assaults me at 3am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ
Putting on the ritz
Pretty much anything by Elton John, especially Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
It'll drive you mad
Hold me closer Tony Danza...
Copacabana. I've had it for about 8 years. Drives my husband crazy that i can't stop singing it.
This should get to her:
https://youtu.be/eWM2joNb9NE
80s/90s cartoon intros, e.g.
::: spoiler Gummi Bears Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly
With stories to share
All through the forest
They sing out in chorus
Marching along
As their song fills the air
Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere...
:::
::: spoiler Duck Tales Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
DuckTales
Ooh-ooh
:::
::: spoiler Rescue Rangers
Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help, just call...
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue rangers
:::
This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
The ending of Lamb Chop's Play-Along. That has cursed me for 30+ years.
"United States of Israel" and "United States of Pedophiles" are good ones.
For plausible deniability in October, Monster Mash.
Look at my horse!
Tastes just like raisins
Shake A Bone
Can’t believe nobody proposed Dr Jean’s Banana Song yet. It got stuck in my ears for months when I first heard it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmr_TZLpS0
baby shark
Live is life. Na Naa na na na!
Flesh is burning, da na na na naaaa na
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HuDAhgyAJIQ
https://youtu.be/Qj1heGiIehU?is=Nu6Fgyw1_KfaZzpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKQPey6L42M
fart in the duck
https://youtu.be/q62_DOol380
Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke (Beware Of The Boys)
My go to is the song that doesn’t end from lamb chops.
https://youtu.be/1_47KVJV8DU
Banana Boat!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7M0Hx_1D8
Baby shark da-doo-da-doo-doo
My immediate supervisor at work knows how bad I get earworms, and does Baby Shark whenever I annoy him. It's in there now, thanks to this.
Absolutely anything from Squeeze's "Singles and 45's".
Beautiful and Tragic - The Trews
Let's do the Milkshake
Selling like a hotcake
Try some, buy some
Fee-fi-fo-fum
Talk about... pop muzik
Talk about... pop muzik
Pop, pop, pop muzik
I got as far as "milkshake" and instantly continued on to
...brings all the boys to the yard
Thanks. 😭
🎶I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!🎶
Mmmbop - by Hanson
https://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE?is=O-Sdvqa6ypQgmSCJ
Wesley Willis, Rock and Roll McDonald’s
I still get Suck My Dog's Dick stuck in my head regularly, mostly when my boss is micromanaging lmao.
"Suck a racehorse's bootyhole, suck a snow leopard's ass, suck a constipated ghost's dick.."
Absolute lyrical genius.
Core memory unlocked
Love me, love me...
Beep Bap bap babab boop. Bap bap babab boop.
I hate the fact that I recognized that immediately
Easy Street
https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-american-and-florence-nobodys-side/1440851421?i=1440851434
Doop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekr2nIex040&list=RDekr2nIex040&start_radio=1&pp=ygUDQXB0oAcB
This was a brutal ear worm for me for a few weeks
Played a TTRPG game where we fought an ear worm, this was it’s theme song
Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DA DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DA DOO DOO
You'll need a surgeon to extract it from her brain.
And mine now, too.
The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy - Tom Cardy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7W4dAvZmQc
The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me - a Lego Stop Motion Music Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgN4KaBqm6c
When the Party Don’t Stop (But You Wish It Would) - Key & Peele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42hLntSxUeM
インク切れ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCmc5FvZh5s
That's very nice of you, that you don't want it to stick.
Not sure they're good ones though, but having a daughter who loves singing, the recent ones are a few ones from kpop demon hunters and popular from Wicked. But really any song will stick if you just keep singing it incessantly...
Someone mentioned pogo, so I'll add that my wife and myself had this one stuck for ages, even if it's not your typical kind of song. https://youtu.be/a4NCnH7RPZY
https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q
we gonna rock on to…
Did someone already mention the Kars for Kids jingle? (Sorry, everybody.)
Father Goose - Jig Jog Gee
I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight
Popcorn
Just start humming the Mr. Sandman jingle (bum bum bum) and your work is done
This is the song that doesn't end...
That fucking jellicat song from Cats
Pick another musical. Go for Sweeny Todd or something.
The best are no word tunes
The limbo song for example. Hum/whistle that shit for 10-20 minutes at work and watch by the end of the day at least half your coworkers are humming it.
https://youtu.be/w1Oo84eI8gY
Put a banana in your eeeaaaar 🎶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqnb_nU7RBE
If you hear it once, it stays with you forever.
Windy, by The Association
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ&list=RDK1b8AhIsSYQ&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSd2UgYnVpbHQgdGhpcyBjaXR5oAcB&ra=m
Do Your Balls Hang Low - Iris & Rose
Still needs music
https://lemmy.world/post/53285519