Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn't have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!
So uh... in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.
Sadly, I have no idea what the name was. I had my korean buddy just tell me it was a thrift store, but I don't know the exact name. Also, I was in Suwon, not Seoul. You're probably gonna have luckier finds in Seoul tho.
Dayum, nice find... These days we've got so many people desperate to find a way to make a buck that you can only see deals like that far outside population areas. I haven't even seen any remotely modern computer in a secondhand store in years
I'd love to visit Korea someday, if I ever have the chance I'll have to check out the thrift stores. Even if I don't find a computer, old stuff is cool
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn't have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake. Get two, because you’ll want one. They’re better than they have any right to be. It’s just a vanilla shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal mixed in.
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it'll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I'm on the way to the store anyway.
Dude no but like actually? Here in Korea? The fucking matcha highball is legit the most delicious thing I have had. Whiskey plus matcha plus soda water? OH MY GOD, it was so good! If y'all have not had it, I highly recommend.
Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for your brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. You can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet you Wednesday at the train station.
Oooo you’re gonna roll tonight! Enjoy your happy brain chem dump. I learned so many years after the episode came out that Family Guy had it sooooo right.
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yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
You know it's Lima for Lima, Peru? Surprise fact.
All we have is medium bean
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d'olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears..
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor..
that's racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
I'm here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn't have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
They said they're out, sorry.
You. You get me.
🤗
FUCK. You beat me to it
A hug.
🫂
thank u
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Yeah! And I'd go for a large double-double and a cruller.
time for a little snack! mooooood!
New US president, please.
I'm not in the United States, bro. Nothin' I can do. Sadness.
Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don't own any property
Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!
So uh... in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.
In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!
No. I been to a ton of K-BBQ places and I found them all disappointing so you aren't allowed as well. You're welcome.
Awhhh well in that case I’ll have one of those K-Pops I’ve been hearing about. I’ll have uhhh lime. Or grape, if they’re out of lime.
bro i'm in korea as well. where tf can I get a T480 for $25?
At some thrift shop in Suwon.
Envy is killing me right now.
Curious, what store in Korea? Where? I'll be visiting Seoul soon, and was looking for some old electronics and thrift stuff.
Sadly, I have no idea what the name was. I had my korean buddy just tell me it was a thrift store, but I don't know the exact name. Also, I was in Suwon, not Seoul. You're probably gonna have luckier finds in Seoul tho.
Dayum, nice find... These days we've got so many people desperate to find a way to make a buck that you can only see deals like that far outside population areas. I haven't even seen any remotely modern computer in a secondhand store in years
I'd love to visit Korea someday, if I ever have the chance I'll have to check out the thrift stores. Even if I don't find a computer, old stuff is cool
They are expensive to feed.
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can't afford the chequered stuff?
You gotta specify horizontal or vertical striped paint.
Nah, it's fine, I can just turn the can sideways
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
When they're dragging out the capers and honey, you know they're giving you the Works.
I love that shit. Do people actually put it on pizza though?
it's highly unusual but apparently there's at least one example
Wow, that look horrendous 😂
Go pee for me, I don't want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn't have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
Oh, it's okay, I kept a rag next to the funnel. And I used a funnel. Belt and braces, you see?
What was the games room like?
I'll take "the sweet release of death" if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.
What if they only have the sweet and sour kind left?
I gotchu pal.
That's some dope chiptune!
World peace, and if that's not available, some cheese and onion chips.
Let me know if they have any will to live in stock
They were all out of it, too. :(
A revolution
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Can you get me some meds? I think I'm experiencing a manic episode.
...oh oops, I read "meds" as "maids"
Yo, you still want some maids, bro?
Dude! In my country, MAID can be medically assisted suicide. Make sure ya get the right kind of maid!
WHAT THE FUCK COUNTRY ARE YOU IN!?
Guessing Canada by the server
If he fully want the maids I'll take them.
I am maidenless
Oh yeah my house is a disaster that works too.
Are you sure it's not a normal reaction to the current state of.. everything?
I mean maybe but I would think depression would be more natural. Mania is like increased energy and positive emotions. I feel a bit high.
A hug
Do they still make those? 🤔
It's a subscription model.
👥
🫂
Can you grab me some democracy while you're out?
A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.
Maybe some good news?
Yeah, free palestine while you're out. Cheers.
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
pack of zig zags, some funyuns, water man, lots of water. and some of that stuff… we used to eat it all the time back in the day…
A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake. Get two, because you’ll want one. They’re better than they have any right to be. It’s just a vanilla shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal mixed in.
Yeah i'mma need one too
chocolate. something chocolate.
something chocolate...
cooking chocolate
Hey I've gone that far when nothing else was available!
When you comin back? … tear runs down cheek
If you can find some rock candy...
Can I get one abolition of hierarchy, one abolition of borders, and some fries?
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it'll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I'm on the way to the store anyway.
Do you happen to be the person who sold me that monkey's paw a while back?
Do you have a receipt?
I'm sorry your receipt is cursed.
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
Une baguette s'il te plait !
저는 프랑스어를 못합니다, 손님.
Jag är väldigt ledsen men jag talar inte koreanska alls
Könnt ihr kein Deutsch, oder was?
Une braguette s'il vous plaît!
Hon hon
Need some chicken breasts and thighs
Grab me a beer, a good one not like last time.
I got you a matcha highball. Trust me on this, it's damn good.
So yeah fam actually matcha highballs are a fantastic libation. Healthy and fucks you up
Dude no but like actually? Here in Korea? The fucking matcha highball is legit the most delicious thing I have had. Whiskey plus matcha plus soda water? OH MY GOD, it was so good! If y'all have not had it, I highly recommend.
6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.
Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for your brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. You can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet you Wednesday at the train station.
Are you going to the grocery store next to the Lowes?
Toilet paper
And some bitcoin
Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife's meds for me?
Thanks.
Edit: there shouldn't be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I'll send you the cash.
Ayo I gotchu
Bring some dopamine and serotonin, please. But don't get the cheap stuff.
Oooo you’re gonna roll tonight! Enjoy your happy brain chem dump. I learned so many years after the episode came out that Family Guy had it sooooo right.
Whirled peas.
✌️
I need one yellow thumbtack.
Oddly specific
Well, it's not like I would need a green one. LOL
Can I get a “fuck you” to these bitches from all of my niggas who don't love hoes? They get no dough.
Slushie pls! Its 99¢ day for an extra large
I don't know, maybe something that doesn't make me poop for three days.
Soooo, imitation haribo is out?
Just a 5th avenue thanks!
I got some requests
Ice cream
A bag of crisps would be lovely
CRISPS!? We call them CHIPS, sir! NEXT!
Chips? Do I look like I was about to gamble? This is an Outrage! OUTRAGE I TELL YOU!
I AM AN AMERICAN... in Korea right now... NO DUH I LOVE TO GAMBLE!
You're in Korea. Well why didn't you lead with that? :) Some kimchi and tetebokki would be nice. Did I spell that right? I don't think so.
Camel crush menthol and whatever the cheapest beer is
ill take a trust fund but if they are all out of that a good paying job. You know what maybe just pick up a better society.
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that's all we need
A pack of Dunhill fine cut blacks, a 40, and a dozen of my scratch-offs. thank u baby ill get u back
A bagel.
Always bagel.
Chive cream cheese or regular?
Black licorice.
What. What? No.
If you could grab me a snack wrap, that'd be awesome bruh!
One of those java monsters sounds kinda nice rn ngl
I’ll take three good dicks please, grab a few more if they’re on sale
A 6 inch Flan.
5.3 inches is as good as 6 inch, right?
It can be 15 -20 centimeters
Thanks for asking! I would appreciate a decaffeinated latte macchiato with lactose free goat milk.
Cheez Whiz.
You get my Cheez Whiz, boy?
Correct! I wondered if anyone would get the reference.
If you bump into my dad tell him we're still waiting for him to come home
Sprite but only if you're getting one otherwise I don't need the calories
How about a nice caramel frappe ? Nothing better.
When I worked in the auto industry they always said hookers and cocaine. I always said Skittles
Some waffles please
My family's usual response to this is: "a bag of 100 USD bills".
I'm annoyed just repeating it.
Grab me the latest wizard mag, cocaine quarterpiece, and tylonol.
can you clean the gutters and take out the trash?
A pack of smokes
Sriracha for my noodles, please.
HWAT KIND OF NOODLES!?
You got any of that
Good dick?
bacon and egg pie and a blue V
Spinach tortellini, please
a bit of fentanyl maybe
Get me the two piece special. Lots of hotsauce and all the friiiies you can get me.
idk guess <:
A box of vegan ice cream sandwiches would be great, thank you.
Continental Roll please + 1 A&W Root Beer can(no sarsaparilla).