Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.
I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.
If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.
Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.
"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."
Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.
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Haha!
Yes!
Try to make sense of that answer, I dare you.
You use the money to buy a buncha cats!
Makes sense to me
@db2 @WanderWisley
"There's no doing anything about it" ?
There really is a Mamdani for every moment
'Cept replace "need" with "have."
event horizon...
Well ain't that just a hell of a thing. :)
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Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don't think I'd be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
Now show that as a gif
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.
You mean "You didn't see anything"
Just because you're a criminal doesn't give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.
Dork complains about grammar but can't follow instructions
I'm not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bros reading comprehension is so cooked he thinks the hypothetical bank robber said to react with a gif instead of the author omg xD
I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.
I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.
If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.
Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.
Cool story bro
Pathetic
The shtick ain't shtickin', homes
Oh well
mmmm... pedantry.
You think all burglars have perfect grammar?
Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s
Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn't covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.
I ain't seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem, and I SURE don't talk to cops. Thanks for the tip, bruh.
What's that look like as a gif?
I confess I didn't see the bit about the gif so I guess
https://imgur.com/gallery/cheetos-nATKWM7
I'd check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren't, because I didn't see anyone
Can you post a gif of that then?
Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn't seem a smart idea
You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?
"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."
didn't see the guy! fucker threw cash right into my eyes!
"this shit better not be inked"
<Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>
I wouldn’t keep it. It’s on camera.
That being said, it’s not my money at the bank so it’s the banks issue not mine.
Now post a gif of someone looking for cameras and you would've done the prompt right
Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.
I can't see the gif
Ain't no snitch
Damn straight, I’m pocketing that cash
Nobody asked.