‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth's Pastor Wants Gay Men Prosecuted for These Acts
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I am reasonably certain this guy ponders cock more than I do.
ponders cock>
Haha
Closet: Don't Gay Open Inside
They think a lot about gay sex...
I'm sure he can get a long list of criminals from the activity in his Grindr account.
And so fascism continues its rise... Ya'll ready, artists and intellectuals? Because you'll be next, if memory serves me right 👍
All in all as a scientist, I feel just as dumb as smart depending on the situation. But if the term intellectuals incorporates the use of basic logic, then ya, me and the homies are about to be persecuted for sures!
Logic is totally woke and DEI! To the concentration camp with you!
I'm currently reading the book Nexus by Yuval Noah Harari (the same dude that wrote Sapiens). It's got an interesting chapter about how outgroups have been defined in fascist societies. Things like being a scientist, or just being thought of as smart, can easily be enough to get you labeled as an "other" and persecuted.
I pretty much assume everyone on Lemmy is fucked.
Okay, so we know what this guy is fixated on.
Time to start a betting pool. I'm taking "Caught in a seedy motel room, smoking meth with 3 male naked underage MAGA Pentagon interns."
I love how clear it is that they spend more time imagining gay sex than most gay folk. Then he gets an erection, gets angry, hits his wife, and blames the gays.
Abstentia often breeds perversion because hunger does not make a wise man.
Never said anything about footjobs, checkmate pastor
Yeah foot jobs, rimjobs, thighjobs, hair jobs. ZJs, TJs.. that thing Emilio does with his hips. Mans got a lot to learn
Ok, I'll ask. What the hell are Z&TJs?
$40 and I'll show you. Meet me behind the dumpsters
is "behind the dumpsters" some sort of sex term?
from https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dumpster+Party
(1) The act of throwing a dead person, typically a woman, into a dumpster.
(2) A gathering of a group of gay men in an alley next to garbage dumpsters for the purpose of engaging in a homosexual orgy. One or more of the men often lean against a dumpster while giving or receiving a sexual move. Dumpster parties often occur late at night in alleys next to bars or fast food restaurants.
I googled it to look if I could send you an urban dictionary link and lo and behold, a lot of this stuff is on plain wikipedia now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone
Anyway, heres zj https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=z+j
Thanks, I regret everything.
Is kalshi or polymarket taking bet is this dude is gay or not?
Guess I know what's on his Grindr profile.
or finding Cp material on thier computers, and phones.
That's a bingo!
Yeah I was going to say, if you’re getting into listing different styles of gay sex, that seems pretty gay to me.
Dude just needs to come out already.
Sounds like guy in the closet. No one cares what other folks do as consenting adults that much unless they are trying to block scrutiny of something they do that they are ashamed of.
its always how it goes.
Give it time, he'll either be discovered with a rentboy in europe, or with a computer full of child pornography.
Perhaps it's the "consenting" aspect they are against. And/Or the "adult" aspect. 🐷
Its just camouflage. Nothing more nothing less. He hides his true feeling and beliefs behind a wall of hate.
When I was young I worked a grunt-work job with some repulsive people, people I never would have associated with otherwise. Once I was doing some grunt-work with a guy I'll call Tony. (His real name is also Tony. Fuck you, Tony.)
Tony was a legal adult. Tony had graduated from high school and had a full time job, a car, a place to live, etc. Tony was the sort of performatively super-hetero guy we used to call "macho." Always making comments about women's bodies, taking every opportunity to suggest a level of sexual experience he surely did not actually possess, etc. I was very young, I was very naive, and even I thought Tony was full of shit.
On one particular day, Tony was cheerfully and self-righteously showing how macho he was by ranting about "the f*ggots," how much he hated them, how despicable they were. As if this was just a totally normal topic of conversation among young blue-collar men-of-the-world such as ourselves.
I told Tony that I was actually in favor of encouraging as many men to "turn gay" (I never imagined that was a real thing, I was just trying to express this in a way he'd hear) as possible.
Tony's demeanor changed. His face darkened. He looked at me and said something like "What the FUCK did you just say?" He was genuinely upset.
I told Tony that if more men were gay, that could mean more unattached women in the dating pool for me. If more men were gay, it would mean more unmatched ladies out there for him.
I wouldn't say it took him a long time to work through this, exactly, but the contortions of his face made it clear there was some working-through involved. He was sort of floored. Derailed. Off-balance. He tried to recover: “Oh yeah, that would work out that way,” with a weak smile and not much conviction. It was pretty obvious that this had never occurred to him, not for one second.
I’ve wondered sometimes, in the years since, if he was closeted himself. But how could I know, really?
Closeted or not, I think he was into homophobia for the permission it gave him to hate An Other without reservation or regret. He thought of homosexual people as exotic and far-away, a phenomenon with no actual relevance to his daily life. And of course, that very attitude, that culture, that environment, made it next to impossible for him to meet any real person who would openly identify as homosexual. His hate made homosexuality exotic in his environment, and that exoticism gave him permission to indulge his hateful impulses, a vicious cycle.
Interesting insight. I hope Tony didn't end up predictably, beating on some poor woman in a trailer park.
Mercifully, I got an opportunity to leave that job, and instead work at a public library.
As a result, I never saw Tony again.
So that's funny.
Queer men are sometimes more masculine-looking than straight men, both in appearance and in interests, if I can for a second stereotype a group of people I know fairly well.
How about fucking kids? We ok with that? 👌🏻
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You know that shit's on his mind 24/7. He should get down on his knees and think!
I'd wager the horniest gay nymphomaniac doesnt think about cock and gay sex as much as the average republican does.
He's getting down on his knees, but he ain't doing any thinking, just like his client requested.
Check his hard drives.
Why is this so important to them?? Wtf
Projection. Every accusation is a confession. He feels guilty, so others must be punished.
Yeah I'd take s pretty large bet that fucker does all these things in a daily basis.
He gets hand jobs from at least one dude probably daily, some times several times a day.
He's a fascist pastor, so he's likely a pedophile.
What does that spell? GOP!
It's about control. They want one man, one woman, no experience, having kids. That way the parents will do a terrible job raising their children, and will spend all their time working instead of living, sustaining the cycle of abuse. It also fits with the christian heirarchy (patriarchy) of "woman obey man, man obey god."
It's a death cult. Too many people still don't seem to realize how bad it is.
It's also controlling by preventing either partner or their children from learning outside their preordained KKKhristian religion so that they won't be able to escape or advocate for themselves when the abuse starts.
A staple of dictatorships is an unhealthy obsession with the contents of other people's pants.
Because they want to live in a world where everyone produces as many children as possible, especially if they do not want to, cannot afford to, or don't even feel attracted to the opposite Sex.
because they cant stop thinking about thats why. all that gay/ lgtbt+ action is hard to ignore.
heterosexuals also do all of those above.
According to the interview, that's fine. Yet, it remains unclear if that only holds for foreplay. It's supposedly also no crime (and only a sin) if it's lesbian sex.
People like him made me reconsider freedom of religion. I think any religion advocating for stripping other people's rights and or wanting to dominion over society first should lose any state funding and tax exemptions, and any religiously motivated act of terror or conspiracy attempt of subverting secular democracy should be also be punished with one's religious rights getting stripped in prison.
Freedom of religion needs a firm separation if church and state.
These theocratic monsters are trying to remove both.
All religions should lose state funding and tax exemptions. You can still practice your religion but why are we giving them money.
That’s my interpretation of separate of Church and State.
Funny how they always fixate on the act
How about you prosecute child traffickers instead
Bet his search history is…interesting.
American Taliban. These guys are just Mullahs measuring testosterone levels and pubic hair length.
Y'all Qaeda
Broke-o Haram/Yokel Haram
Gravy Seals
Meal Team Six
Naive-y
Chair Force
Wal-martyrs
The sick shitstain is Ernst Röhm reincarnated. He's gotta be a closet case!
Apart from the fucker being a condemnable fascist that'll hopefully do us all the favor of greeting the worms soon, he sure has an interesting fixation.
Maybe I'm doing this "being straight"-thing wrong... But what other men do with their genitals and orifices is of very little interest and importance to me
Thank goodness none of that goes in with the Clergy......... /s
So it appears that this is Hegseth's boyfriend. We all knew he had one somewhere. I see where Pete got the "no beards will be permitted in the military because that means you're super gay" rule from. And his pastor has an "absolutely no anal sex" policy. mmhmm. I wonder where he got that from, eh Pete?
They arent fooling anyone.
So no for the boys but yes for the ladies.
he's one of those straight guys who get off to lesbian porn, perhaps....
Just because there was no law against something (when the law applied mostly or at times only to males) doesn't mean it was considered ok or consequence-free.
Okay. His position in the article is that same-sex intercourse between two women would be frowned upon but not illegal.
That's (probably) because he, like the men who wrote the Bible, does not believe female-born people should be considered humans subject to the law, opting instead for honor-violence.
Yeah.
Is fingering my butt and sniffing my finger still OK?
Straight to jail.
So I get a private cell and can sniff away?
So... Do we throw him in jail after we kill fascism or is that too much his fantasy?
Frotting is still fine it seems
As is fingering.
He also believes that having sex with children is just the bee's knees!
God appeared in a dream and told him buttholes were specifically made as exit only
If that was the reason, why is oral a no-no too?
conservative convention grindr user confirmed
For now, he's busy collecting evidence on those soon-to-be criminals and building a reputation for his cover identity. Wouldn't fool anyone if some new law gives him what he says he wants and then he starts showing up at the local gloryholes the next day.
Yah, this guy has a well-used Grindr account.
Tell us about your ladybugs, buddy.
Nothing against frotting, tho. He loves touching tips.
Docking is allowed too
Are those the things that especially get him going?
Someone can't stop thinking about cock.
How is this any different than sharia laws?
You'll be surprised, where Mohammed got his inspiration from.
You’d also be suprised, in neither of the books, it says same sex relationship needs to be prosecuted, punished or judged. It just says don’t do it and it’s not asking to stop making people doing it.
Jesus 👍🏼
One of the funniest things I've heard was a very religious guy saying: "Gay guys I find disgusting, but lesbians ...". I couldn't help but chuckle.
By the way there was no context to this, he just started the conversation like that.
Projection. Just wait for it.
Is there a slot for a Muslim worship service? How about a Hindu worship service? Is there time in the schedule for a Pagan worship service?
Sadly, the US Army and USMC both have white Christian nationalist doctrine installed in them which has been there since the George W. Bush administration, featuring a spiritual readiness score and mandated Evangelist sermon attendance.
Mostly, this served to just piss off the troops and deteriorate readiness and morale. A lot of these programs were discontinued under the Obama administration. I can't say what happened under Mattis in Trump 1.0 but under Hegseth there's a lot of mandated indoctrination.
And yes, it is still worsening readiness and morale.
i heard this more likely at the officer level under trump 2.0, since
Hail Satan and stop bombing kids
Fuck religion, not kids!
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I think that I understand. To translate, Pastor Doug Wilson gets very excited when he hears the salacious details of two consenting adults. Specifically, he is notably engaged when discussing same-sex couples engaging in fondling, oral stimulation, and anal sex.
Arrest Trump for the Bubba commentary then, I won't forget that Epstein history for a long time.
I want Hegseth prosecuted for piracy & war crimes.
Pretty sure this guy also wants to bring back slavery. Of course he imagines himself to be an owner, not a slave.
Oh don't get me started on my cat. Total shitass. Farts everywhere too. I'm pretty sure he likes being constipated because normal is like a bite or two away, the dipshit.
Throw a blacklight on that dude's beard and let's see who has sucked whom.
‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth's Pastor Wants Gay Men.
he wanted to check thier "Testosteron levels" straight from the source.
Closeted gay pastor confirmed
Gold news, frotting is safe! I'll be frotting with the boys to cleanse our undying souls. Amen!
Also, no mention of pedophilia!
if he can't have em. No one can!
Y'all want to list acts not included
Frotting
Necrophilia is okay.
And of course, no problems with pedophilia.
They really backed off on the gay pedophile tropes...wonder why?
Nah, he's still saying it. It's in there.
No doubt he'll volunteer to help identify these criminals undercover
"I wasn't sure about him, but when he inserted his penis into my rectum, I knew..."
Just a reminder that if you haven't already, check out if there's a Pink Pistols, Liberal Gun Club, or Socialist Rifle Association (SRA) chapter for your area.
These front-facing organizations have been thoroughly infiltrated by bad actors, at least in my local area.
I've wondered about that. I suppose failing trust in your local instances of those organizations, then one should strive to build solidarity in their local communities (which, really, we should probably be doing anyway), though I know that isn't practicable for many.
The best option in that situation may be, loathe as I am to say it, Reddit. There's a liberalgunowners community in the Fediverse, but it's not quite as established as Reddit's yet (be the change you want to see in the world!). Not to say that subreddit isn't a target for bad actors (it certainly is), but it's at least easier to control your exposure to risk.
There's this really notorious wokescold in my local organizing community who joins EVERY leftist space and fractures it. I stopped being friends with them after discovering they were trying to blackmail and defraud a local LGBT charity. Although they've been banned from a lot of organizing groups, their method of aggression is to frame themselves as a righteously indignant victim, so it takes a really long time to be able to effectively call them out on their behavior. Their complaints about other organizers would, if repeated by back to a third party who didn't know the context, seem reasonable or sympathetic.
I thought they were making all these accusations due to past trauma or mental illness, and I was already distancing myself from them when I found out about the blackmail. But this wasn't just one person. This is a Type of Person who is allowed to exist unquestioned in most Leftist communities.
Meanwhile, a chapter of one local organizing group has sexual assault prevention bylaws which were written by an alleged serial sex pest or alleged rapist, depending on which victim story you believe. Said individual has allegedly convinced multiple formerly homeless trans women, some decades younger than themselves, into cohabiting with them in their large estate home. After these bylaws were published, most female-born people left the organization, leaving only male-born people and very early transition transfems (who were promptly taken advantage of, allegedly).
Um...no? Not only is it full of bots and 4chan psyops but it's a toxic environment even if none of those things were true. That's aside from the fact that Reddit is full of violent transphobia.
There is no Leftist party or organizing space. Not for lack of trying, but you've got to be willing to critically think in order to keep these communities alive.
Can this profligate go step in front of a train? That'd be great. I want to say some shit about mutilating him but frankly I think his convictions would break in minutes.
lol.
"Stop, please! I'll suck your dick!"
"... I didn't even hit you or anything yet."
Not quite what I meant, but honestly your idea is funnier. I was thinking he'd at least roll back on his so called convictions and claim it was all for xyz reasons, since in my experience a lot of these people don't truly care about what they claim to.
So what I'm getting from this is he's a closeted gay man with a foot fetish?
Wonder if holding hands is too lewed.
Only in America!
not only, unfortunately.