I don't like being gaslit. Even if you just write some crazy nonsense, or you wrote something no one likes. Maybe you really should not have written that. It should be stored locally. If you want it.

My university transcript says I graduated in 2007; I just never looked at it. I called the administration for confirmation. I knew I had finished the requisite credit hours and I had done multiple internships. I had a huge portfolio but I thought I never submitted it. I remember meeting with my adviser to discuss the finalities of graduation. But shortly after finishing the last two general education requirements, I had a massive catastrophic nervous breakdown and was involuntarily hospitalized, so maybe I don't remember everything. I have an inordinate ability to functionally shut down and ignore responsibilities. Yes, I never had children! Instead of dealing with these basic things I traveled the country in a station wagon with my lover and for years we lived off-grid in the desert. I was a long haul truck driver and supervisor at an emergency call center, not at the same time. Too many adventures to list. Not sure what else I would have done, knowing I had the degree, but I never felt comfortable fraudulently claiming to have finished that part of my education. It's a wild feeling. As I'm sure will be suggested, I plan to pay for an official transcript/document. I don't even owe library fines!

Sometimes I work at this huge crappy retail place that requires everyone to wear a little radio with an earpiece. I'm also the only adult not in management, fuck me.

Woke up the other day with a mild crusty situation in my ear.

They provide no accommodation for just sanitizing that earpiece.

If I go back I guess I'm bringing some wipes and hand sanitizer

Bus driver lectured me on how to read the schedule, then absconded

I want to go out and smoke a bowl, but I have learned denying a cat access to outside means cat piss in my shoes

Spooky Australian crime show/police procedural? I've only seen the first ep. I don't typically care for stories with allusions to the supernatural, clairvoyance, etc. Too much bullshit explanations to move the story along. But this one visually hits really well and acting-wise.

The creator and at least one actor are on a DnD podcast I enjoy, Dragon Friends.

Hypothetical!

They will respond to the shaking of a stick, but they always just come back. Can be very destructive to human habitats of wood