You can eat ONE inedible thing of your choice. What's for dinner?
Inedible as in anything that isn't food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
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I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit...
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Dang, you've really thought this out huh?
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it's just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Can you eat anyone’s debt? You could just stand out on front of any American hospital and be set for life. Might have to watch your weight though.
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
We’d have a Dyson sphere in 6-8 months.
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
How'd you know she was hungry?
Liquid hot magma
The correct answer
The word on the card is "Lava" but we will accept the answer.
Notl it bloody well isnt.
Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.
Wheres the damn sharks?
Sorry. We have seabass.
They are mutated seabass.
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
OP said inedible
this is my answer too!!
I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
"Where shall we have dinner?"
"Lets eat up the road"
"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"
Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.
You know what they say about that? It's your own asphalt.
You might be interested in this drink.
The rich
Best meal.
goth latina pussy
So many good answers already taken.
I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.
Palantir.
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
Thank you for your service o7
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
What does it taste like?
wax and glue? about like what you would expect them to taste.
Yes, like the texture, the taste, does it taste anything at all?
Why would I spoil it for you when you could instead join me and find out yourself
Lol, I rather not but that is an interesting offer.
Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!
What about your poop though 🤔
I eat a nickel
Violin rosin. Finally :)
Do you provide the thing?
As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.
Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.
Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
I just want to see what happens when it's gone.
everything in the galaxy would likely start drifting apart since there is nothing pulling them into this central orbit. some things would get closer to eachother and start attracting eachother and maybe they collide or start orbiting eachother. In the human timespan the sky would likely slowly get more and more "wrong". at least that is how i imagine it would go.
well technically if Sgr A* were to disappear right now, we wouldn't see any change for the next couple thousand years or so🤓
How you would be able to get there, I'm not sure. Travelling there, even at near light speeds, would take many (and I mean many) human lifetimes. Then you have the problem of fitting it in your mouth, since last I heard, it's gotten very big.
I assumed getting it on my plate was not my problem
You can get there in your lifetime, but not anyone’s lifetime not on the ship
https://youtu.be/8FT-oz9aZU4
Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.
Plot twist, now you become the worst racist in history...
🔫 cocks gun
Sorry, it's nothing personal...
Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.
Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!
Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock? This sounds like what the Doozers ate and it was made of sugar.
Those Riedel wine glasses would have the most satisfying crunch!
Silica gel.
You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?
Kepler-452b
Why that planet in particular?
if it can harbor life it can possibly sustain me. I'll happily eat a spoonful of dirt a day just to get the fuck off this planet.
if it can't sustain me, at least I'll die in a cool way.
Plasma directly from the sun
Human selfishness.
I've always been curious about eating glass.
So crunchy~
Mmmm forbidden chips.
Fascists.
Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.
That guy's wife
Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
You'd barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.
Edible candles do exist, they're made of beeswax or tallow instead
They don't taste great, but edible
I imagine it's something like those weird-ass wax juice bottle shaped "candy" things.
Funny you mentioned that. Tried it for the first time just yesterday. I guess I manifested tasting wax haha.
According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it's poisonous I'd still probably lick a candle.
The greed in everyones hearts
U gonna get fat
Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!
One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!
A Microsoft data center
THE SUN.
Hey I need that thing :(
Alright, just a sun.
An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I'm famished.
Start with the semen, you'll be full before you get to the food rations.
Well I know this girl...
The one with the cat?
Kinderegg, which are banned in the US for being dangerous
Are we talking about the chocolate eggs with the little toy inside? How come that's dangerous for Americans? (Is it because of the little toy?!)
Yes. There could be ANYTHING in them like a dirty bomb or drugs.
I thought it was a dumbass concern of a child swallowing the toy capsule whole?
Not allowed anything in food that isn't food. I guess it does makes sense, especially if you're in a nation of fuckwits.
Starch packing peanuts
The starch ones are edible. Maybe the styrofoam peanuts?
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
Everything is edible, something only once.
Sadness
One can, but have to crap a bunch of diapair.
Asbestos. It just looks like it would be fun to eat
Gouache paint pigments. Cadmium red, cobalt blue... I want all the colors inside me!
^hehe^
I'm interested in what happens to it as it moves through the digestive system.
There are some incredibly hazardous waste products that are very difficult and expensive to dispose of.
A CD. Pick my favourite album and chow down.
space
the sugar cookie candles.
Smart to leave tide pods off that list, since they're already edible.
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Bar or liquid?
A nickel
Waffles.
I'll go with a one ounce platinum bar.
A rod of enriched uranium.
Marbles.
Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.
a bar of soap
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
Why not just cronch up a whole bar?
Arbys
Fiberglass insulation, please!
If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS
I am going to eat quantum superposition. That's right, quantum computing no longer exists. Schrödinger's cat is alive and well. Only one thing happens, regardless of observation. You're welcome.
is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?
I would eat one bitcoin
That depends. If I eat "prosperity" with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.
I think the latter
One of those cool little character shaped erasers that look sort of like candy.
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
An operational RTG.
If I can eat it, doesn't it mean that is in fact edible?
Pearls. Like Cleopatra.
Budget option: colorful decorative glass marbles made for house plants. I am sure they would taste like sugar-free herbal candies or jello.
If this is a superpower I'll have my whole life then I'll take lead so that I don't get any more brain damage. All ingested lead gets passed harmlessly instead of going to my brain
If it's a one-time thing, then I'll go with methyl mercury in front of a room of scientists.
Cessna 150
shampoo
Anti-freeze. It's allegedly tasty
The concept of wealth.
Why