well, under normal circumstances... but wtf is even happening there anymore?

She stated during the event she was there for a reason. Trump asked her for her opinion on trans folks in sports, and she said "I have no opinion on that. I'm here about taxes on tips." She was deadpan with it too

If it was that easy to get to trump, I assume someone would have door-dash'd him something lethal already.

It was supposed to be a PR stunt about No Taxes on Tips, that's why the press was all hanging around to take pictures when the Door Dasher showed up.

Then Trump comes out and the press asks him about his blasphemous Easter post, and he offered his outlandish excuse that he was supposed to be a doctor, completely blowing his PR stunt.

He probably didn't even tip her, he's a proven scumbag cheapskate. Just the pleasure of serving him is tip enough.

What’s extra crazy is that when he asked her if she was a supporter, it wasn’t a resounding yes, she said “mmm…maybe”, lol

Like they can’t even fucking get someone to act like they like him anymore.

how long has it been since he was Weekend at Bernies’ed?

Read the article the whole fucking thing waa stage and mostly likely wasn't a real dasher. Says he tip her $100 I wonder if it was also fake? She surely looked at that bill as if it was.

For context:

Decades of photographic and testimonial evidence repudiate every word of her statement other that the technical fact that she has never been convicted of any crimes related to Jeffery Epstein... yet...

There are decades of videographer, photographic, textual, and testimonial evidence that she absolutely and without a doubt both know and was very close with Jeffrey Epstein _ for many, many years) before AND after meeting and marrying Trump. This is - and has long been established - in not only the Trump-Epstein Files, but in many other outside documentation.

Melania was a widely-circulated whore for almost a decade before even being introduced to Trump. Just Trump's type. And it's been widely documented.

Not slop, but definitely staged. How many old white ladies are delivering your door dash orders, especially while wearing a shirt that says Door dash on it?

no AI could make the crazy bullshit up. it's too insane to be fake

don't forget "Masturbating to Netflix while overdosing on antidepressants and weed"

It’d be hilarious if he weren’t president.

Great satire.

The problem is, it’s not satire and he is president.

I think part of the brilliance of it is that it still gets a lot of traction because of how absurd and entertaining it is

IMO McDonald's essentially endorsed him in 2024 when they remained silent on that stupid stunt he did at one of the franchises in Pennsylvania.

I'm sure there's gotta be some deals going on.

Running around so much, I used to get a McChicken as a snack once every other week. But since that shamelessly staged video of him serving fries to 3 people I haven't been back.

I know I'm not hurting the billion dollar corporation, but I'll sooner go a little hungry then give them a dime.

Probably not, if he did he would definitely talk about, and just like most other companies they don't mind him saying good things but do not want any real ties.

You guys get Lemmy notifications?

It was a stunt so he could tout his tax-free tips bullshit. They roped in an old grandma and somehow thought showing her having to work to pay off her husband's medical debt in her elder years wasn’t dystopian as fuck.

But hey, $100 tip. Orphan-crushing machine for the win!

Lloyd Bridges had talent while being genuinely funny and entertaining.

Trump is insane, whose incompetence at destroying the world is only - occasionally - entertaining but I never thought that the world might end because Lloyd Bridges sniffed some glue and fell out of a window.

"I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue."

I already have to take medications, plus a weed prescription for an anxiety disorder. I don't need you reminding me of that bullshit.

I'm here aren't I?

Oy gayvalt

and he'd be lucky to get even that at this point

He's just marketing to the lowest form of [Bubba] sucker.

Fixed that for you. 😝

Only because it's such a massive demographic, and the only one that will buy his bullshit. It's been working magnificently for him.

The DOJ closed the Epstein files so we could focus on pressing issues this.

yeah, it sure did!

Mierdas.

I've been boycotting them since 2024 when he did that stupid drive thru stunt and McDs corporate was silent about it.

I don't miss it. It's barely classified as food anyway, not to mention getting more expensive... Bye Felicia

no idea what that means, but I'm willing to learn!

Indeed, she could've been a national hero.

I dunno. they really work for tips, and Trump seems like a real cunt. In their place, I'd do my best to just avoid their ire.

lol, it's not treason if the government is fascist :)

There is a video. Its a PR OP from Trump. Its just staged.

Naw, It's real, It was set up by a PR agency with a real photographer.

This is propaganda.

It's real, but 1000% staged. No way secret service would have let an unvetted Doordash driver approach the front door of the White House, let alone meet the President in person. It's a publicity stunt.

Despite this, some people still believe it's an organic moment, as if any Doordash driver would be comfortable just standing there as a political prop for two hours instead of running more deliveries.