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daanniireply
lemmy.world

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

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Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

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It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

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lemmy.world

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

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That's the type of woman I'd let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels....then thank her for the experience. 🤷

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sopuli.xyz

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

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Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

Zuck needs this to exist.

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Fedizenreply
lemmy.world

Still gotta say it. Imo, everybody should be goth until conditions improve.

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hansoloreply
lemmy.today

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

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"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."

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lemmy.world

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

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That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.

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Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

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lemmy.world

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

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Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

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snoonsreply
lemmy.ca

The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.

Here's my favourite Pepe:

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It's hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.

OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that's about all 🤷‍♂️. But then!

Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist...so far squint)

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hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.

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lemmy.world

I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.

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FrChazzzreply
lemmus.org

I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.

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lemmy.today

It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.

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They're making a good point, I don't see any black lipstick or fingernails which is like a minimum requirement for being goth.

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More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it's own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.

And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.

Honestly it's a bit hard to put into definitive words and it's mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can't explain it precisely.

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The digits come from the π numer 3,141592...? As a nod to the international day of π?

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lemmy.ca

I think she was the star of the movie "the girl with the bicentennial asshole". It's a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.

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