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politicalhumor·Political Humorbydaannii

My cards against humanity for this year of our lord, 2026. Most are political

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WHITE CARDS

Profiting off of your husband’s death

Fascism

Anchor baby

Creating Mexican joker

Mar-a-lago face

Epstein files

Redacted

Wearing a red hat

Bankrupting casinos

Makeup room at the Pentagon

Starving kids

Harassing trans people in the bathroom

Nazi salute

Investing in cryptocurrency

Ballroom

Gold leaf on everything

Social media

AI slop

Data centers

Ancestry genetic testing

Gooners

Fucking a couch

Student loan debt

Passport bros

Brain worms

Fake crying

Molotov cocktails

Lying, just constantly lying

Being Jesus

A little treat

Growing your own weed

Lego videos from Iran

Zorro Ranch

Being bug-eyed

The antichrist

Doing a Luigi

Mass surveillance

Illiterate kids

Flesh eating bugs

Drunk texting military plans to journalist

Healthcare

Ketamine

Miss teen USA

Cage fighting

Drinking bleach

Poor people

Parasite class

Guillotines

Algae

Military industrial complex

"Legal" Tax evasion

Giving yourself money

Being above the law

Burning Teslas

White South Afrikaners

BLACK CARDS

The next big event at the White House will be showcasing ____ followed by ____.

Techbros have decided that their next big investment is going to be all in for ____.

I went to a local university campus to legitimize my new grift of ____.

I made billions selling ____ to the U.S military.

I made millions selling ____ to the MAGAs.

How I owned the libs:

How I got on Trump’s cabinet:

It’s not the American way unless it finishes with _____.

A great way to make money in this economy:

You can always get away with ____ as long as you blame it on ____.

(alternative: You can always get away with ____ as long as you blame it on immigrants.)

I had to move to Argentina and change my name because ____ found out about ____.

RFK keeps telling me that ___ will fix my measles rash, but it’s not working.

The way I would make America great again is by first causing ____ and then offering a solution of ____.

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cat·catsbydaannii

Went to the vet ER tonight. ..for an eye booger

So yesterday my 2 cats got in a fight. I got the worst of it.

Long story short. I checked both cats over after the incident and all the blood was mine.

Black cat, Noir, had a little scratched spot on nose and near left eye but looked fine.

This morning I wake up and notice he's got, what I thought, was some eye goo in his left eye.

As the day goes on into the evening, I notice it's still there.

I get a qtip and wet the end and try to catch it to pull it out.

I notice at this point it doesn't look like goo but like the bottom of the eye is cut. Or maybe the extra eye membrane.

It really looked like that.

Now mind you he's been normal all day and not been rubbing his eye or anything. No drainage or redness but I kinda panicked thinking. "How did I miss this eye injury yesterday when I checked him over!?!"

So I rush him to the ER vet. Cause it literally looks like a cut into his eye with a flap/gash.

We wait like 1.5 hours. While in the exam room I noticed he's got a big eye booger in the corner of his eye. Dried. Dark. I wipe it off.

A moment later I'm like. Hey. Hold on.

I check his eye again and the "gash" is gone.

It actually was eye goo.

Even the guy who first saw him agreed it looked like a cut.

But I called him over and was like. Yeah. So I think it actually was a booger.

He looked over Noir and agreed. The eye was fine.

Booger.

Flipping eye booger.

Almost cost me $200.

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enshitification·Enshitificationbydaannii

My roommate wasn't aware that I formally boycott Nestlé, for other reasons, but seriously what the fuck is this wad of dough?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48172188

He has since been informed of the evils of Nestlé, and will never (to the best of his knowledge), purchase their products again.

Seriously though, where's the fucking filling?

Edit: Top 12 Nestlé Competitors & Alternatives [2026]

https://www.latterly.org/nestle-competitors/

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cat·catsbydaannii

3 unconventional items , my cats and I both like (foam board, suede strap, cord wrap)

I made a short video to show 3 of my cats favorite things that aren't made for cats. https://youtu.be/6EMHzoJz6aU

You can watch the video to see what I'm referring to and see them in action or read my short description below. (Disclaimer. I'm not a YouTube creator. I'm not promoting my channel or content. Not trying to sell anything. I just made this to share with the community).

That said I am recommending 3 products. But you can purchase them from many places made by many different companies. I buy a lot of craft stuff from AliExpress so I'm including screenshots from there.

Also all 3 of these items are less than $2 each.

Item 1.
My cats prefer eva foam kneeling pads to cat scratching materials like jute and cardboard scratchers.

I buy mine at the dollar tree during the summer and stock up for the rest of the year as they are only sold in spring and summer.

Item 2. Suede cord. I think mine is 8 or 10mm wide. I prefer this over ribbon because the cat's claws can't get caught in it and it doesn't fray. I think my cat likes it because they can bite it and it has a nice soft give to it.

AliExpress

Item 3. Sold as TPU or rubber wraps for phone cords. These come in a ton of colors. Very inexpensive. I like these because they don't fray and cat's claws don't get caught in them. The cat likes them because it mimics pulling meat and chewing on phone cords.

AliExpress

Occasionally my cats get bored of these ribbon alternatives for a while but then always rediscover them. That seems to be common with how they like their other toys too. I find that hiding the toys they aren't using for a month or two makes them more likely to show interest again.

Anywho. If you have some toy or product alternatives you have found that work well with your cats. Please share. especially if they are inexpensive alternatives.

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pcgaming·PC Gamingbydaannii

Is there a community for gaming device streaming on Lemmy?

I'm looking to ask some questions about streaming steam from my PC to my laptop and tablet.

I can't find an answer anywhere I've searched.

Reddit has a sub for moonlight gaming.

But all my reddit accounts are perma banned. Even ones I hardly ever used so they seem to know my Microsoft account and have my whole deal banned. I guess I could go to a library but ...

Is there some place on lemmy I could ask ?


Basics of my situation.

PC has 12gb GPU 6700xt. AMD processor and GPU. Ryzen 7 , 7700 64gb ddr6 ram.

I'm trying to stream my PC steam to my laptop or tablet so I can play games through those. Specifically text heavy games. So the screen is closer to my face.

My main monitor hooked to my PC is my tv. 4k LG TV with HDR.

If I use steamlink on my Samsung tab 6 lite (10.4 inch 2000x1200 resolution) tablet I experience constant notifications of poor connection even though both the tablet and PC are in the same room as the router. Both on 5g network. The screen also turns off after 2 minutes even though I've changed it to 30 minutes. Turned off battery saver. Tried everything.

Almost like clockwork there is a hiccup lag in the image. Regardless of what I'm doing. This happened even outside of games just in the steam big picture. So thinking maybe tablet is just not going to work.

However, I tried downloading sunrise and moonlight to try that.

No more regular lags. Screen still times out 2 min but I get a new problem. Stream is only 720p resolution. Regardless of what settings I change in moonlight, it persistently stays at 720p. Even the mirror for the desktop is 720 (outside of steam app).

For the laptop. An Asus. 2 years old.14 inch screen. Supports hdr too. 1920x1080

I tried steam link with it. Resolution is good but does have lag occasionally. Too often to use.

I tried moonlight game streaming . Again, it will only transmit at lower resolution. Looks like 720p. Changing settings in moonlight do not appear to do anything. Even after restarting PC completely.

Resolution stays low. But there is not really any lags.

I tried changing my primary screen to the same resolutions as the tablet and Asus laptop. This didn't fix the low resolution in moonlight.

I've searched all over and can't find anyone else reporting this problem. The low resolution is present even outside of steam. The windows desktop icons and text are hard to read because of the low resolution (on the client device).

It's like the settings in moonlight aren't working or are being over written.

But steamlink creates proper client resolution. So why isn't moonlight ?

Also the color and brightness is bad too on the client (moonlight). But this might be caused by low resolution. It's good on steamlink though.

Turning off HDR on the host PC display settings helps with bad color and brightness but the client supports hdr so it shouldn't be a problem.

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cat·catsbydaannii

Does your cat have super stinky poo? I may have a solution. Yogurt.

I recently took in a stray and boy does his poo stink so bad compared to my existing house cat.

I had dewormed him 2 weeks ago but whew. It was bad and has stayed bad. Like a stank that will wake you up in the middle of the night even though it's two rooms away.

I googled some suggestions. A lot of people with similar issues. Not much help for my situation.

Firstly. I do want to say that if you see blood or diarrhea. It could be food allergy or medical condition. But if that's all good it's likely gut bacteria is off.

De-worming can also exacerbate that problem.

I found very little help through conventional searches so I started looking at research articles.

Long story short.

Yogurt.

Lactose bacteria. A few specific strains can help get things back on track.

Dry cat snacks saying they have probiotics are often misleading. Don't buy those. Your cat needs live bacteria re-introduced.

Here was my approach. I bought plain yogurt.

Put some on a plate. Cat wasn't interested.

So I got a liquid cat treat. Specifically Delectables Bisque. Which the cats go crazy for but is a little $$.

But I mixed it with about 1 tsp of yogurt. Maybe a little more.

Cat ate it right up.

That's one time so far. 2 days ago.

Cat poo smell is already way better. It's almost unbelievable how much it's improved.

Like half as smelly. I'm going to buy a few more bisques and give him some once a week for a while.

Here is the research article if you want to read through it yourself.

Lactobacillus plantarum is found in yogurt.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11205573/

Lactobacillus plantarum L11 may affect fat metabolism in cats by exerting a positive impact on the gut microbiome, thereby reducing odorous substances and improving nutrient digestion [22]. These preliminary findings indicate that probiotics may alter the gut microbiota by increasing beneficial bacteria and reducing harmful bacteria. Further research is needed to investigate the effects of these probiotic-based alterations to the gut microbiome on feline health, as well as other action pipelines.

https://www.petplace.com/article/cats/pet-health/cat-health/cat-diet-nutrition/can-cats-eat-yogurt

Feed in small quantities. 1tsp.

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