Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
Empty food containers. McDonald's fries container with no fries, a big Mac box with no burger, and the one toy you absolutely didn't want out of all the possibilities.
A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
Wet socks
An ad for a toy.
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
That math is too clean...
The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.
Now we're talking!
A QR code with a link to a curated toy subscription service.
Bees
Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
or the robotic Richard Simmons
Fucked up man
*Wasps
**murder hornets
whoa whoa whoa, partner, that is a bridge too far! lol
A knife
McDonald’s food
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
OMG the violence 😨
Homework
Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?
here
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
you're drinking it wrong.
Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.
6-pack of Natty Ice
Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.
A shiv.
Fox News
A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
MD 20/20
Small bottle of whiskey.
The same toy, smashed.
A Glock
A broken toy.
Homework
McDonald’s food.
Gun
A gun
A fat doobie.
no that's a happiness meal
turning angry meals into happy meals one zonked out brain at a time
The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.
Nice. That's my favourite colour!
They take a toy
Indigestion
A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.
Fox News
A pre-set rat trap.
At the bottom of the bag
A memo on the new format for TPS reports
The Bible!
and empty fries container
Molotov cocktail. Or a can of spray paint.
A discount voucher for McTherapy.
A harsh judgement.
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
A loaded gun
These hands
A beer, hopefully.
A brick
A stubbed toe or a hangnail.
A puzzle with one missing piece.
Bed bugs
a catheter bag of piss
A price tag of $100.
soup?
I like soup
I'm at soup.
Soup?
SOUP!
Soup 🙂
I was shopping for a shirt.
Was there soup?
3 days blinding soup
A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
weapon
a image of a middle finger
A Stressball
Shame and regret.
Gravel. Just sit there and eat your damn gravel, kid.
Printers
An enema.
A shot
Hammers
Butcher’s nails
Decaffeinated coffiee. Nobody specified who would get angry and when. :)
A five day trial code for anthropic and the entire box is AI generated Ghibli style
a cheese grater toy
Bills
A current news headline
An angry chihuahua
Cold chips
Brass knuckles
Probably one of the options below:
A weapon?
Stress balls!
Syphilis
they come with foods that do not match the advertisement
A cat in the bag
Rabies
Empty food containers. McDonald's fries container with no fries, a big Mac box with no burger, and the one toy you absolutely didn't want out of all the possibilities.
The 4 hoursemen of the appocalypse
No napkin
Door dash receipts
A soiled finger bandage.
Keys to the guillotine
Voodoo dolls
Nicotine patch
A printer
A single razor blade
Crumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.
A mouse trap
I think that's just a regular McDonalds meal with the shame of feeling predictably shit about halfway through. No extra item needed.
Stew that makes you go blind for 24 hours
Gun
A Beanie Baby stuffed with hemorrhoids
Bobcat.
The weather forecast
PCP
A bill
Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.
Booze