If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
The carpet (which is actually just a small rug) is the detail that made you go "nah, that's the one bad thing"? It's like seeing a cybertruck with a cheap air freshener and pointing out that as being the bad thing.
No, there's carpet laid on the far side of the shower. There is so much wrong with this bathroom it's like they built it that way on purpose specifically to piss people off.
> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close
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Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.
It's also all ugly as hell IMO. Like someone having a dream about how cool it would be to have a central shower but didn't think it through and just started building.
Italian showers (I guess you could shoehorn this into that category? Maybe?) are awesome, but this is just so bad.
If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.
I feel like there is a frank Lloyd wright house that has something like this which is quite popular. But it might not actually be the bathroom that has this style?
I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.
As weird as this is, it's better than a lot of modern showers where people just don't put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.
I'm pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.
Looks like the tree from Myst.
11/10 would shower in there.
Yes, but Atrus had taste.
It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.
Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.
I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
What the fuck!
For real. It's like the dude doesn't know about poop knives or something.
Huh...yall need fiber and a toilet. But I understand he needs a lot of things. Curtains number 1.
And a poop knife.
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
gauzy drapes, dude.
I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?
I mean people who can afford to build houses like this usually buy the surrounding lots so they dont have any direct neighbors.
Ehhhh, not necessarily. Just take a tour of any McMansion neighborhood in the US.
Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."
Yes mlord
Then how do you expect to assert your dominance over them???
Piss right over the fence
Load-bearing shower lmao... also take a look at that trip hazard vase in the shower!
I think, there's a glass pane behind that vase...
With someone talking about waffle stomping, it's definitely load bearing.
Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.
It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.
No, it calls the showervator if it's currently on another floor.
Don't worry I'm sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!
Come on!
It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!
The carpet (which is actually just a small rug) is the detail that made you go "nah, that's the one bad thing"? It's like seeing a cybertruck with a cheap air freshener and pointing out that as being the bad thing.
No, there's carpet laid on the far side of the shower. There is so much wrong with this bathroom it's like they built it that way on purpose specifically to piss people off.
> No blinds on the windows
> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower
> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close
por
quoi
Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.
I think this person is a nudist.
Exhibitionist, even.
Everyone's a nudist in the shower except for the never-nudes.
It's also all ugly as hell IMO. Like someone having a dream about how cool it would be to have a central shower but didn't think it through and just started building.
Italian showers (I guess you could shoehorn this into that category? Maybe?) are awesome, but this is just so bad.
Could be tinted windows.
If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.
Sad I can only upvote this once!
I gave it one more for ya.
Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!
Is that just a window? Why??
I'm pretty sure that's actually just a glass window. I think the entrance is on the opposite side. The carpet side.
carpet.
If you zoom in, I think the carpet side actually has a planter in front of it, which implies to me it is also a window!
The shower head is on the left, so I actually think the door is on the right and you can just barely see the recessed area.
I wonder if they hit their head before putting something on the floor to remember it wasn’t a door
I'd assume the door is closest to where the towel is, but that towel is miles away.
No, you are dropped into it from above, Wallace and Gromit style.
Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though
Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.
just make sure everyone's flaccid. Slowly lather butter to sensitive areas to mitigate this
Look at this guy here with a partner to share the shower with. Stop bragging!!!!!
Does it? The proportions are odd but surely you can fit two in there.
That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.
What's even better is you can see other houses around.
What a power move.
It looks like a TSA body scanner.
I feel like there's a not-terrible version of this concept and this is its Wario
I feel like there is a frank Lloyd wright house that has something like this which is quite popular. But it might not actually be the bathroom that has this style?
The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.
I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.
The outside glass is actually convex.
The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???
Here's a giant bathroom .. go shower in that tiny tube ..
It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.
"And what do you want for your shower?"
"You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?"
"Say no more"
This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."
I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.
We have a nudist resort not too far from here, but the houses are nowhere near this fancy.
Carpet?
"Chefs kiss"
This is the stuff i love seening Ryan George trash talk.
Ah yes I have binge-watched his content before but it eventually became repetitive & I got numb to it.
Making fun of billionaires never gets old!
That cup is probably there so the owner can rehydrate from all the sex he's having in that pussy-magnet of a shower.
This bathroom is why we don't have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans...
Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.
Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.
It looks super cool and aesthetically pleasing!
What's with the very tiny plant on the far side of the shower?
It's gotta be small so your neighbors can still get a proper view
I noticed a random string of Christmas lights hanging above the plant too
Hunh, you're right. Looks like they outline that "window" in the shower. I am so confused ...
Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?
Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.
Any chance you can share the listing?
Unfortunately no, it was just a photo from a real estate agent's Facebook page marvelling at the bathroom.
that looks like a shower elevator thingy ngl.
Where bathroom?
Pretty sure I would keep bumping my head trying to drink from that glass of water 😂
Oh high neighbors! Oh my Johnson is just a little dirty! That's all!
Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.
Definitely puts on a show
As weird as this is, it's better than a lot of modern showers where people just don't put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.
Soulless minions of orthodoxy don't know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.
I'm pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.