Washington, Washington
Six-foot-eight, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
[Verse 1: Cox + Combes]
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal, he patrolled the land
With his mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents’ brains, and invented cocaine
At a first thought, I'm not even sure it was YouTube but probably, Charlie the Unicorn. I've been online too long to remember old YouTube favourites specifically heh. Hell if papa Smurf lick my ass is on YouTube that could beat it unsure of exact years I watched them first well Charlie was 07-08ish if that's where it was from.
Memory unlocked for Foamy the squirrel but that wasn't YouTube specifically hah Neuroticaly Yours was the series name, it rocked. Probably shouldn't re-watch but it fit well mid / latish 2000s.
Good lord, I checked my saved videos list to see what the answer is and I realized something. The average age of my saved videos is like 17 or 18 years old. And that's only really that young because of a couple relatively recent ones. Fuck...
It's tied with another real dumb video that I cannot find right now. Another Ed Edd n' Eddy video called something like "don't touch my mama Luigi". It's dumb humor, but it could always be worse.
Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt
You can really see why they were rejected, but maybe they should have commissioned someone else instead.
FENTON
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU
Never fails to make me laugh. Oh, Fenton you silly dog.
14 years of experience has made me much more sympathetic to that man than I was when this first went viral
I have definitely had this experience with my dog, except it was a flock of ducks and he swam halfway across a lake after them
Unsurprisingly given my profession...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0&list=RD3HjIljJd-o0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUFc2hvZXOgBwHSBwkJTwoBhyohjO8%3D
Little advice: remove the first & and everything after it from your link, that's just additional tracking info.
Nice shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Mh0ULD_0g
I still sing this song when I'm torturing myself with shoe shopping lol
I prefer the Brainz version, but yes this was one of the first videos that came to mind
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
or
Danzig vs. Shakira - Hips Don't Lie
From 18 years ago.....David Blaine you demon!
Fuck yes. I knew I came to the comments for a reason.
"What the eefff!"
I came here to post this ❤️
Nobody has racist field trip yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oomlb9xm-YQ
Came here to post that one! Gotta watch it a few times a year. Gets my spirits up.
We was singing songs 'n shit!
Cat, I'm a kitty cat.
Gi Joe parody
The talking boat
https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM
Good ol Derrick Comedy. Pull out your gun
Was that Donald Glover in one of the scenes?
Hell yeah fam, he was 1/3 of the comedy group. That's how he got his start.
Especially when they did the movie
double rainbow all the way
Sadly he died during covid.
That is a surprisingly depressing piece of information
What does it mean?
A true classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
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They set us up the bomb!
OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING KIDS, I'VE GOT PLACES TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
It's at least 12 years old. Pretty sure it's older though.
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off a Cliff
Wow, A) I 100% forgot these existed, and B) holy shit they did 94 of them??
George Washington song by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
by brad neely
Definitely check out Wizard People, Dear Reader and his biography of Ulysses S Grant if you liked Washington.
September 10th, 2006. The day a legend was born.
https://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo
At a first thought, I'm not even sure it was YouTube but probably, Charlie the Unicorn. I've been online too long to remember old YouTube favourites specifically heh. Hell if papa Smurf lick my ass is on YouTube that could beat it unsure of exact years I watched them first well Charlie was 07-08ish if that's where it was from.
Memory unlocked for Foamy the squirrel but that wasn't YouTube specifically hah Neuroticaly Yours was the series name, it rocked. Probably shouldn't re-watch but it fit well mid / latish 2000s.
Hyperactive
19 years old
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia paid homage to it
I think it's a toss up between The Evolution of Dance and The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.
Surprise Chipmunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhBM_Yay6w
Good lord, I checked my saved videos list to see what the answer is and I realized something. The average age of my saved videos is like 17 or 18 years old. And that's only really that young because of a couple relatively recent ones. Fuck...
Same here. A lot of YTPs from 2009/2010.
Also see: ![email protected]
https://youtu.be/AYWN8-RQR-E
can't understand a word of it, not like you need to. comedy gold to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0qtEwb9gE
Oh long Johnson https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c
some classic Jake and Amir
First one that comes to mind is Why engineers shouldn't defend. Love it so much. Glad people still make similar videos after years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI
I randomly remembered the Will it Blend? videos the other day. Such a simple premise. Also "Don't breathe this."
Aaron Earned an Iron Urn
MondoMedia videos were classic Youtube for me. They made the Here come Dr. Tran videos.
Also illWillPress videos staring Foamy the Squirrel Like so
There are so many!
No Asians
While we're in Australia, I'll just be waiting for a mate
Moving to a neighboring country, New Zealand Decking Advert. Easily one of the funniest ads ever, one of the few I'll watch voluntarily.
This is a music video, but very much in the spirit of old YouTube: Horse Outside
Who's the tank
From the same guys: RickRoll'd The Movie
Banana Phone Gmod music video
Schlangemann, du bist so... (I don't think this is the original though, despite being 10 years old)
Much of the Important Videos playlist
Excl's Runescape videos
I'll stop now, this is already too much lol
God I haven't seen or thought of the gmod banana phone in a very long time
A tophat is more e sports than you.
Rest in peace TB.
https://youtu.be/8yBajL2AAAQ
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY
Back when technology promised a better future... 😭
TV SCORPION
Harlem Shake
Bagher 288 ! https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow
Any number of classic YouTube Poops.
Over 9000 Toasters
And here's a more recent one that I thought was well put together
Thomas Catches Coronavirus
Lab 1138
also, there's a community for more: https://sh.itjust.works/c/youtubeclassics
Annoying by FND Films is such a classic: https://youtu.be/iXp2ruZoxK8
Came here to post this. It's been 84 years, but some of those quotes live rent-free in my head to this day.
Short Message (Royco Cup-A-Soup)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/short-message-royco-cup-a-soup
YouTube is my life, a song from 2007: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p21nZmtq56M
Still gets stuck in my head sometimes. Also, some of the lyrics show just how different Youtube (and internet videos in general) were back then.
I have a hard time with remembering when things happened so I bet most of the videos I could think of didn't originate from YouTube 😮💨
Like the site only started in 2003 but I could swear I started seeing it in high school (I graduated in 2003).
Jones BBQ & Foot Massage
https://youtu.be/WPkMUU9tUqk
It was a more chill time
Whipsnake Backpack
(Just realised that the second voiceover sounds like the guy from King Missile)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pie6izHuaMU
This one (nicht rijder), but you have to be Dutch to understand it.
I don't understand Dutch. But I love this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGFn7wQSlM
Nice, I almost forgot that song. Very good protest song for this era. Haven't heard much from her since.
Pancakes in the morning by gir. I could only find a reupload I wonder what happened to the original channel
https://youtu.be/tANu__XfBec
Angry gamers it always reminds me of a easier time in my life
This just gives me PTSD and reminds me of why I quit playing games on Xbox live...
Last game I enjoyed playing back then was Gears games with a premade squad on private chat.
The channel called "tim hunkin".
They make youtube videos from really old TV shows where this even older guy, a true genius, explains techonology in such a simple but awesome way.
I don't know why you're looking up at me bitch! Play's on stage!
Hey Johnny Depp!
The greatest Superman of all time - https://youtu.be/h0-sl315b5Y
Caulk the Wagon ~ 2006
Which started getting recommended to me thanks to Starkid. :)
Ween : Object
https://youtu.be/fCSGM5mBrWY
I don't know why but I will never fail to laugh at Arnold's pizza shop
Some of the first autotune vids
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
Ain't nobody got time for that
And this one about Diablo Immortal announcement at Blizzcon a few years back
Autotune the news was great
Although I wasn't around for that period of YouTube, shoe-bop. (Which I'm not linking because apparently the audio is now forbidden)
"Kittens" inspired by "Kittens" remains comedy gold
Draw With Me by Mike Inel - not super old
https://youtu.be/DRkgH7Uu-hA
Older and funnier one, this love Hina amv of weird Al's horoscope song has always had me laughing
https://youtu.be/ooZ8vqo55y8
https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU
First YouTube I saw
Shoes
https://youtu.be/ji5_MqicxSo
Randy Pausch - Last Lecture
One or two guys dancing in wobbly, blowup, latex, sumo-suits.
Kicking their legs up. Full body shot, inside a house/room.
Can't find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GSihnl1rQ
Off the top of my head, the McDonalds Big Mac rap
https://youtu.be/Q03Ki4GhONs
Crispy ;-)
Lips 2 da floor
Circa 2010
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9zHKu7eG-uU&pp=ygURYmlnIG1hbiBxdWFhbHVkZXM%3D
Laddergoat
Tidy Monster
"The wall is on my side.." 18yrs ago, 2008
Classic trippy short that we used to trip out watching.
Seasonally appropriate, though this one sort of predates Youtube:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=olMsAy8HTUo
Guy on a Buffalo
Unforgivable
Still quite all the videos daily.
BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!
It's tied with another real dumb video that I cannot find right now. Another Ed Edd n' Eddy video called something like "don't touch my mama Luigi". It's dumb humor, but it could always be worse.