Spyke

I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO's name around like it was a pass to commit murder.

Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting "ding dong! the witch is dead!" It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.

That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.

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lordnikonreply
lemmy.world

Yeah that's the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.

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datavoidreply
lemmy.ml

Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?

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lemm.ee

I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.

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sh.itjust.works

It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.

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Tramortreply
programming.dev

I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.

Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.

Well done, sir.

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I just looked that up, and... TIL where that sound clip came from.

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db2
lemmy.world

He doesn't deserve it. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

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donreply
lemm.ee

Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.

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Now now. Let's not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!

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donreply
lemm.ee

I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.

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lemmy.world

Well now you're just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

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donreply
lemm.ee

I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.

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It's not for him, it's for everyone who had to survive.

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I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.

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lemmy.zip

Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.

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Wilcoreply
lemm.ee

You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

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P00ptartreply
lemmy.world

I don't want to make your noble task more unpleasant... But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

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radixreply
lemmy.world

Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

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Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

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Agrivarreply
lemmy.world

I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

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Wilcoreply
lemm.ee

Damn! You would have legal proof!

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But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.

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I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.

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lemmy.today

It's gotta be something kids can sing. But what's another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?

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lemmy.nz

The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country's keen
Cause orange man has bled!

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lemmy.world

I'd put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.

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Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about "the waiting is the hardest part" seems appropriate.

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Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump...

For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon...

There's some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.

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You worthless bitch

You fickle shit

You will spit on me

You will make me spit

And when the Judas howl, arise

And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize

I'll still be here as strong as you

And I'll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)

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lemm.ee

We should commission something good.

I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.

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Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.

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All news media have stuff ready for when a famous person pops their clogs. Various versions, usually.

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I'm pretty sure when he keels over it'll A. be his fault and B. lead to an avalanche of conspiracy theories probably inspiring terrorist attacks. It will not be a day of rejoicing for me.

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Something around there being a new toilet in the country but with the music from The Sound Of Music?

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