Who is your oldest "hear me out" that you can remember from childhood?
I'm talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don't give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
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Okay hear me out...
I hear you. Gadget Hackwrench is the one. I'm actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.
You know how when you hear Steve Blum's voice in a show, you can't unhear Spike Spiegel? Well, when I hear Tress MacNeille, I can't unhear Gadget.
Alright. Where do I sign up?
It was fun, and Tress delivered another delightful performance. Her total screen time was less than I expected, but I guess the movie was trying to fit a lot in.
No, unless you consider her having 42 mutant kids with Zipper to be bad...which I would understand if you did!
Not only am I hearing you. I understand you.
She has her own religion
Yep :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m209OfAHGPY
Loud and clear!
Ok, hear me out... A calendar where Gadget is the pinup girl ::: spoiler Caution, side boob ahead
:::
Jesus Christ you gotta blur that shit
For side boob? The busty tree didn't get hidden behind a spoiler tag, but I'll hide the busty mouse.
Roxanne from the Goofy Movie for sure
In the same vein Peg Pete from Goof Troop had an absurdly tiny waist and some serious hips.
She had Pixar mom proportions before Pixar moms were a thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNwEPTLy1Fc
gawrsh
Oh yeah.
Okay, hear me out, it's not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I've never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl...right? Guys?
It's the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn't comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It's like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it's much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can't help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I'm not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn't want it, but that's just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they're jonesin' for it, but I'm not a biologist.
"Come here and hakuna my tata"
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps' hips
Damn straight.
Is that you, Garth?
What did you expect, a happy ending?
I think Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood basically invented furries.
sigh feminine, adventurous, brave, funny, clever, good with children, gentle, moral and those eyes man, those eyes did things to child-me that still make adult-me smile.
Robin Hood himself too!<3
I'm not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that ...
Still a good pick.
I've generally heard the origin explained as coming from an offshoot of the general scifi community in the late 70s to early 80. There are a lot of animal people in sci fi (things like aliens designed after animal people, or stories about animals given human traits and characteristics, or people being spliced with animal dna), and fantasy stuff which has a related audience, and some people particularly liked that trope.
Her me oot
That was my first throught, followed very closely by "WHY was that even in that movie?"
Because it was actually really fun to make for everyone involved. The voice actress who sang even thought it was really funny and cool to be a mouse dancer.
I know I've seen this but could you remind me what movie this is from?
The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Thanks
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I'm sorry, this is literally how the game works.
worms
Instead of yelling at all of us why don't you give a "real" example then?
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out... I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I'll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes...catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea... I would definitely get more sources.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don't actually look like that...
It's like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that's what humans always look like...
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don't look like that until we do that to 'em.
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fern Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
I'm sure there's a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.
Yikes. I guess that's certainly one way to view the world.
The fact that misogyny exists and has psychological consequences is a yikes?
I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I'm overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush
men's hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women's hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys' hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Really? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it's probably just everything.
I mean, it depends on what convention you're attending.
Like... Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it's specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey
the "hear me out" treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean
Ok, hear me out...:
(Yes, I know that's substantially newer, but the only alternative I could think of from my actual childhood is Jessica Rabbit or the original Ariel)
I get it.
Great choice!
There was something wrong here, but the... right kind of wrong.
Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.
The Mrrshan were cool, but my pick is the Elerians.
Before my time but I can respect it.
Main girl fairy from Fern Gully. There's a ton of others but can't be bothered to look them up, really REALLY tired.
Fern Gully fairy is very valid. Big agree.
Ooh, I'm gonna go one more for Ferngully: Hexxus, the smog monster voiced by Tim Curry. His song made me feel things.
You're in for a real treat if you haven't seen "The Rocky Horror Motion Picture Show" yet.
If you like Tim there, may I suggest him in Legend (1985)?
So… 😳
Alphanumeric!
I've got a thing for clowns so I can' see the appeal.
I bet you call titties Honkers
I can honestly say I have never refered to boobs as "honkers".
But I have used the term "breasticles" much to my many exes displeasure on many occasions.
the best depiction of autism in any media
Came here looking for this one, glad to not be disappointed.
Ah, I see you're a Canadian of culture, too
Did we ever get to see her real face?
Where is this from?
She's a character named Hexadecimal, from the 90s show ReBoot.
Thank you!
I mean, look at this cutie:
Look back in my memories and it's no surprise I am a furry. TMNT, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, MLP (the OG from the 80's), Animalympics, Looney Tunes, at least a third of all Nicktoons, pretty much every Disney cartoon ever...
Though personality also goes a long way, and I have more respect for these characters for their personality and actions than any real human being alive today.
I’m so with you. For me it started with Tails when I was like 7-8… I didn’t know what sex stuff was, I just wanted to like… be his friend. Maybe hold his hand. Touch his tails. Nothing weird, just budz.
Then both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… strange feeling.
Then Animaniacs. Mostly their personalities. Not so much Dot.
Then Renamon.
Then Krystal.
Then Kyubi (we’re gonna pretend there is no human form).
It was all over once I found The Furry Thread on DDRFreaks forums in the early 00s.
Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a "mom's hot friend in the 90's" vibe.
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
Listen. If it's just a hot woman (or man!) that's not a hear me out. If no one will call you a "sick fuck" for being into it, it's not a hear me out.
With that in mind.
No joke, this stag made me gay. They just had to give him Sir Patrick Stewart's voice too.
Idk how by they made that buck look feminine, but they sorta did. Animators were out to make you gay it seems.
JK.
Definitely a hear me out.
I mean, I get it.
Totally
Roo's mom comes to mind, as well as a number of pokemon, mostly conventional ones, possibly a few lesser known/thought of ones too.
Her name is Kanga.
No no I agree. Roo's mom is probably a freak.
The hydra from hercules
Now that is a hear me out.
I'm not sure I can follow you there but I respect it.
Im no coward
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Not my type but I respect PS2 Hagrid.
this is ps1, no?
I think you might be right. PS2 would have at least one more polygon lol
Cheetara from Thundercats.
Valid
Original only, please.
She's a surfer girl in blue, and she's got some nice big curves to her front
now this is a hearmeout
You know what. I get it.
Charlie B. Barkin. They knew what they were doing when they cast Burt Reynolds to voice Charlie.
Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs
Not the best picture, but it's good enough.
Missing a finger but I see how you got there.
Rebecca Cunningham from Tailspin.
Never seen Tailspin, but I googled a pic and I can absolutely see how you got there.
Hate to be boring because he's a human haha, but Luigi! He was my first ever fictional crush and my crushes on fictional men only proceeded to get more and more questionable from there 😂
Forgot to post an image oops
Full circle to today, where Luigi is an attractive and respected icon.
And damn foine
You are now banned from reddit lol
Imma be honest - I can see why
The opossum from Over the Hedge (Heather)
Ok but do you wanna fuck the possum or are you just down with the voice of Avril Lavigne?
BOTH
Honestly same.
I remember it looking different, but when I was under 5 I would rewind this scene over and over again when nobody was in the room
What are we looking at here, chief?
A very horny tree from The Last Unicorn
Well that was certainly something.... I swear animators were all doing way too many drugs back then.
Wow, that's something.
I love your question and reaction to the answer so much😂 I was going to leave it, because the thread is perfect as is, but I just wanted to let you know; I really like your contribution to this thread
It's nice to be appreciated. Thank you for telling me.
BTW I'm not yucking your experience with that cartoon, but the odd process by which it was ever allowed to be animated!
It's definitely wild, I can't believe I was allowed to watch it tbh. That mixed the concrete that is my sexuality, for sure. Lots of other things/people poured it, but that's the earliest memory I have as far as my sexual awakening goes. I love putting my face between a big ole pair of titties, to this very day.
Well I hope you have many more opportunittties in your future!
Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day
Melissa Raccoon
The frumpy mom vibes here are hilarious for a kid crush
Where from? Asking for a friend..
The Raccoons
Canadian programming easily on par with all the other cartoons of the era.
So this is how furries happened isn't it?
nah, furries have existed since ancient history, we just like anthropomorphizing.
It probably didn't help but someone else was saying that generally people attribute the first ones to being fans of the animated robin hood movie with the foxy lady who's name is escaping my brain.
... Maid Marion?
That's the one.
Foxy lady? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNADqSlUZZw
Having the voice of Jeremy Irons is cheating though
Can’t leave out Keira from Jak and Daxter
Holy fuck childhood memory unlocked. Hell yeah. This most certainly played a part in my love of brightly colored hair on women ...
to my memory I never was attracted to non humans
this was my first non-real person crush though
then
yeah I'm a basic bitch I know. My friend made me take the BDSM test and I literally got 97% vanilla
Not having a crush on Ms.Frizzle is criminal. Though if you were a kid I guess I can let it slide.
You had a thing for that green gorilla fish thing and still got 97% vanilla????
The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.
None. I think that's Why I find furries so baffling; it's, like, bestiality.
Although, and a full grown man, I crushed hard on both Chel from EL Dorado and Ramirez from Atlantis. But those were both humans, and very conventionally attractive.
Oh! Wait! I do have a childhood, non-human example, although she's hyper-conventionally attractive:
El Dorado was going to be porn before they pivoted to a family movie…
It’s not bestiality if they’re anthro humans!
If feral, I see where you’re coming from.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler But you can’t spell “bestiality” without “best”! ohgawdiamsorry :::
LOL
See? Lemmy needs reactions!
What is that picture from ?
The bat shit crazy Bakshi movie Wizards
Of Bakshi's movies, I think Wizards is among the least batshit crazy. But, yeah, it's Ralph through and through. Good watch for current times, too.
I don't think this counts as a hear me out lmao. These are supposed to be beautiful human women in the context of the movie.
Dude, the amount of times I freeze framed the one where she bends forward to kiss Aladdin (it was the genie) it wasn't funny. Oh and the tape I used was a pirated one with shit quality, too...
Edit. What I am saying is that while this is not 100%, it was something. It also made wonder why Aladdin wanted Jasmine after that, when he can have a whole harem of these gals!
Alladin just wanted one woman. No shame in that. Not every guy wants a harem.
Yes I am aware. But still...
Toa Nokama
A Bionicle.... That's a hear me out for sure. I can remember my skin being pinched by the joints while playing with them from time to time. I can't imagine wanting to fuck the Bionicle after that, but you do you.
Crysta from Fern Gully
Or Gadget from Chip 'N Dale.
Hear me out: pretty much all the goblin chicks from BG3.
All the women from BG3 could get it.
Most of them are very conventionally-boring though.
You don't know the Deep Lore on Shar. Trust, Shadowheart's a freak.
Origin characters aside, Jaheira can definitely get it.
TRIBE?!
Oh man, this whole sexy she-animal thing wasn’t really a thing when I was a kid. Yeah, they had anthropomorphized animals, like “Miss Bunny” from Bambi or even Guinevere as a literal fox on Disney’s Robin Hood , but nothing really designed to be attractive as some kind of crossover. Even in the ‘80s if they wanted someone sexy they made it a human, like Jem or something. Wasn’t until the later ‘80s and ‘90s that I think that changed to getting more “furry” like.
Dude, Cheetara from ThunderCats had it going on!
Colleen from Road Rovers. British accent, looked pretty, was also confident, so as a kid had a small crush on her. In retrospect she's canonically a literal dog so that's a bit weird, probably why the show didn't last long.
Max from the goofy movie. Started a life long love of stoner burnouts that has continued to hurt me to this day
Thanks for reminding me of Miss Spider 🥵🕷️
Yeah you get it. She wasn't scary. She could get it. Haha
As a 5 year old I was the target public. I seem to still be at 50. Some kids show stay with you all your life.
https://youtu.be/YyhqDlZECUI
I don't know if this counts as a hear me out. She's just a conventionally attractive woman doing something a bit odd....
Chanticleer, you gotta crow!
I had honestly forgotten about the movie entirely and then sun do shine randomly popped up on my playlist and I was hit with a major wave of nostalgia as I effortlessly sang along like it was 1998 again.
I really should watch the movie again... It's been too long.
My crush from that game was Momo.
But Peco would be the true hear me out.
Peco is a hard hearmeout but I am sure there's someone
I don't recognize the character but I can see how one might want to tap that.
it was really weird being straight. glad i stopped that
My guess is a character from Breath of Fire 3 or 4, the style is VERY 1990s Capcom
That was a damn good guess - perfect, in fact!
Moominmamma
Where is this from, again? I know I've seen it somewhere...
Alicia, the witches granddaugher in Moomim Valley. She is not a Tove Janson original character but introduced in the Sun Studio cartoons from the 90s
When I was 6 I really liked Astro Boy's sister.
The evil dominatrix demon from the God Hand in Berserk. I believe she's called Slan.
Brad Dourif. But you have to guess the movie.
Literally related, also Fiona Dourif...
Child's Play, Child's Play 2, Child's Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Curse of Chucky, Cult of Chucky
No.
Billy Bibbit?
Close, but no.
....Wormtongue?
Nope.
Well that's the only character I know so.
Tucker Cleveland from The Graveyard Shift, if you were wondering.
Rachel Weisz in the mummy returns. I was a wee lad
I mean I agree but that does not fit the bill of a hear me out lol. That's just a conventionally attractive human woman. Generally speaking a "hear me out" is someone that most people wouldn't find attractive or something. Like the spider from james and the giant peach.
As if being a horny 5 year old isn't being a degenerate enough ☺️
Unfortunately on the Internet that's not even something to write home about.
Cleo from the Cadillac Cats
Kinda sad there wasn't more love for this answer. Cleo's legwarmers and her big 80's hair spoke to me.
Just leaving this here...
https://youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8
Your mom
OP implied it should be controversial
Judging by the down votes I'd say It was.
9 people and counting who are in love with OP's mom