KingJalopy replylemm.ee3Hide 3 repliesIt said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!20
______ replylemm.eeI love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny4
NNoMoreCocaine replylemmynsfw.comHe didn't make an evaluation of someone's personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it's still a sad life from outside perspective.3
null replyslrpnk.net7Hide 7 repliesYes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story: For sale: baby shoes, too small.7
WWes4Humanity replylemm.eeNot sure if you're just doing the prompt or really asking, but I've never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I'm not sure1
Sockenklaus replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesBut how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size... Am I missing the point? And, wouldn't this be the real sad story? "For sale, baby shoes, too big" Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?1
ddoleo replylemmy.one Am I missing the point? Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.7
null replyslrpnk.netIt's decidedly not sad -- I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.3
IImgonnatrythis replysh.itjust.worksHumble brag Vance (cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)7
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeCouch with a zipper, never've been deeper. Couch with a spring will hit you in the thing. - intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called6
TTrainguyrom replyreddthat.com1Hide 1 replyI'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas: Toast got cold Toast without butter4
pixeltree replylemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesIf you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy7
Flying Squid lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning: Dog poo finger11
bboonhet replylemm.eeThis isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you: Try finger but hole3
blackn1ght feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...5
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.2
SSlovene feddit.nlIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome. "Toilet water rising. The streets will overflow."3
PPenisDuckCuck9001 lemmynsfw.comThe only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.3
RRandomVideos programming.devThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit. ...destroyed...house...lost...2
rrothaine lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyHi hi We're your plumber girls (uh huh) And have we got news for you (you better listen!) Get ready all you plumbing girls And leave that poop knife at home! Toilet water rising Confidence getting low (how low girl?) According to my estimate This shit's gonna overflow1
Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.
Musk still rich
My Arch broke.
Use nixos
Back to work.
Here's our winner.
Back to office.
Reddit still going.
For sale: baby
shoes never worn
You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that's the one!
Boy or girl?
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
German is cheating!
In our bed?!
Alarm clock ringing
Liberty is kil
no
Donald Trump exists
It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!
It's a German fairytale. (I wish.)
German inspired.
Drumpf
Good dog, stay.
You fucker :(
I made myself sad writing that.
Actually, it's GNU/Linux
I love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny
That's not sad.
it's a glimpse into a sad life
I'm not sad.
He didn't make an evaluation of someone's personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it's still a sad life from outside perspective.
Four more years.
I loved you
"She preferred him."
I don't think I like this game.
"a sad story"
And here we have the iq test high scorer.
Need baby shoes?
That you, Hemmingway?
Yes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:
For sale: baby shoes, too small.
Isn't it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn
That's the saddest 6 word story.
Is this Loss?
Not sure if you're just doing the prompt or really asking, but I've never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I'm not sure
But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size... Am I missing the point?
And, wouldn't this be the real sad story? "For sale, baby shoes, too big"
Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?
Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.
It's decidedly not sad -- I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.
then who was shoe?
*Hemmmingway
Stained baby shoes
The condom broke.
endless economic growth
Malignant profit-driven cancer.
deleted by creator
Trump's third term.
This is more of a horror story
You tested positive.
It wasn't milk
Non-Milk Substance
We never learn
Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!
Tight couch, ouch!
Humble brag Vance
(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)
Couch with a zipper,
never've been deeper.
Couch with a spring
will hit you in the thing.
- intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called
Weird intersectional porn.
Technically not cannibalism!
baby, no shoes
no shoes, baby....
Never shoes, baby
baby, never worn
She died first
Now I'm sad
Can't escape capitalism.
Where would one go? Socialism?
No, more cheese!
Cat hates you.
The worst fate.
Still no sleep
burnt my toast
I'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:
Toast got cold Toast without butter
Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.
Out of coffee
Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
Brown bathroom walls.
Thai chili curry.
this burns twice
Toothpaste orange juice
The prompt said sad, not horror
God creates man
Want to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
Suicide attempt 12
If you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy
Oof
Maybe you're immortal
Task failed successfully
Yeah for real
War never changes
Dead Harambe timeline
Can't count to three.
Cells dividing uncontrollably.
Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
Oh no.
This isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you:
Try finger but hole
Out of tacos
Remembering cringey memories.
Remember when you
Grandmother at twenty.
Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.
Welcome to Jonestown
Bent my wookie
You were late
Dick went flaccid.
Been there too
Mutually assured destruction
Shaka, walls fell.
This isn't sad.
Hey don't threaten me with a good time!
Dick don't work
The cancer's back
Your wife died.
You're under arrest.
This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
Forced ad watching.
Want fart, afraid
My poop red
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
Crowdstrike strikes crowd
Friends, family... Gone!
Diced, spiced... Grilled!
Third world war.
Queer Moroccan. End.
New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
Chewing aluminum foil.
Please God no
Please come home
Is this Loss?
Alas, still depressed
Pregnant at 55.
Globe is warming.
Still not dead
Cooking fell over.
Garbage bag ripped.
It's not yours
I wanna die.
45 and 47
Weird and Sad!
So long, friend.
I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
None that I tried.
Your cat died
Crib for sale
The kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.
If it was 5 words, 'crib for sale; never used'
triumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
joke needs explanation
Please don’t forget
Don't love him
expired inner child
Water pipe burst.
text without punctuation
(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
They were young
The house's gone
Trafficked by mum
You're not hired
I am sad.
undeleted by administrator
Dog leaves room.
Cat leaves lap.
In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
Major data loss
Tell my wife...
Only getting older.
Can't afford treatment.
The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
Took the kids
Gone and forgotten
There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
O, no right
mounting rootfs failed
a sad story using only 3 Words
Baby shoes, sold
Everyone wore black.
That's just a metal concert though
Tried but died.
Blinds raise more
still they remain.
Toilet rise watering.
Baby adoption: cancelled
Fist pump, bro
Weird men rule.
Dropped my ice-cream
Mustache jizz giveaway
Not my leg.
No wheels, cardboard
Hi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
https://youtu.be/4sew7y_RfmY