______ replylemm.eeI love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny4Reply
NNoMoreCocaine replylemmynsfw.comHe didn't make an evaluation of someone's personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it's still a sad life from outside perspective.3Reply
KingJalopy replylemm.ee3Hide 3 repliesIt said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!20Reply
null replyslrpnk.net7Hide 7 repliesYes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story: For sale: baby shoes, too small.7Reply
WWes4Humanity replylemm.eeNot sure if you're just doing the prompt or really asking, but I've never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I'm not sure1Reply
Sockenklaus replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesBut how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size... Am I missing the point? And, wouldn't this be the real sad story? "For sale, baby shoes, too big" Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?1Reply
ddoleo replylemmy.one Am I missing the point? Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.7Reply
null replyslrpnk.netIt's decidedly not sad -- I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.3Reply
IImgonnatrythis replysh.itjust.worksHumble brag Vance (cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)7Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeCouch with a zipper, never've been deeper. Couch with a spring will hit you in the thing. - intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called6Reply
TTrainguyrom replyreddthat.com1Hide 1 replyI'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas: Toast got cold Toast without butter4Reply
pixeltree replylemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesIf you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy7Reply
Flying Squid lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning: Dog poo finger11Reply
bboonhet replylemm.eeThis isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you: Try finger but hole3Reply
Pope-King Joe lemmy.worldThis is more of a horror story than a sad one. Anyway... "It was yours."8Reply
blackn1ght feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...5Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.2Reply
EEvil_Shrubbery lemm.ee(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)4Reply
PPenisDuckCuck9001 lemmynsfw.comThe only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.3Reply
SSlovene feddit.nlIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome. "Toilet water rising. The streets will overflow."3Reply
RRandomVideos programming.devThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit. ...destroyed...house...lost...2Reply
rrothaine lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyHi hi We're your plumber girls (uh huh) And have we got news for you (you better listen!) Get ready all you plumbing girls And leave that poop knife at home! Toilet water rising Confidence getting low (how low girl?) According to my estimate This shit's gonna overflow1Reply
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Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.
Musk still rich
My Arch broke.
Use nixos
Back to work.
Here's our winner.
Back to office.
Reddit still going.
For sale: baby
shoes never worn
You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that's the one!
Boy or girl?
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
German is cheating!
In our bed?!
Alarm clock ringing
Liberty is kil
no
I loved you
"She preferred him."
I don't think I like this game.
Actually, it's GNU/Linux
I love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny
That's not sad.
it's a glimpse into a sad life
I'm not sad.
He didn't make an evaluation of someone's personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it's still a sad life from outside perspective.
Good dog, stay.
You fucker :(
I made myself sad writing that.
Four more years.
Donald Trump exists
It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!
It's a German fairytale. (I wish.)
German inspired.
Drumpf
"a sad story"
And here we have the iq test high scorer.
endless economic growth
Malignant profit-driven cancer.
The condom broke.
Need baby shoes?
That you, Hemmingway?
Yes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:
For sale: baby shoes, too small.
Isn't it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn
That's the saddest 6 word story.
Is this Loss?
Not sure if you're just doing the prompt or really asking, but I've never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I'm not sure
But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size... Am I missing the point?
And, wouldn't this be the real sad story? "For sale, baby shoes, too big"
Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?
Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.
It's decidedly not sad -- I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.
then who was shoe?
*Hemmmingway
Stained baby shoes
deleted by creator
You tested positive.
Trump's third term.
This is more of a horror story
It wasn't milk
Non-Milk Substance
We never learn
Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!
Tight couch, ouch!
Humble brag Vance
(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)
Couch with a zipper,
never've been deeper.
Couch with a spring
will hit you in the thing.
- intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called
Weird intersectional porn.
baby, no shoes
no shoes, baby....
Never shoes, baby
baby, never worn
She died first
Now I'm sad
Technically not cannibalism!
Can't escape capitalism.
Where would one go? Socialism?
No, more cheese!
Cat hates you.
The worst fate.
Still no sleep
burnt my toast
I'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:
Toast got cold Toast without butter
Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.
Toothpaste orange juice
Brown bathroom walls.
Thai chili curry.
this burns twice
Out of coffee
Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
Want to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
Suicide attempt 12
If you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy
Oof
Maybe you're immortal
Task failed successfully
Yeah for real
War never changes
The prompt said sad, not horror
God creates man
Dead Harambe timeline
Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
Oh no.
This isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you:
Try finger but hole
Can't count to three.
Cells dividing uncontrollably.
Remembering cringey memories.
Remember when you
Out of tacos
You were late
Dick went flaccid.
Been there too
Welcome to Jonestown
Bent my wookie
Grandmother at twenty.
Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.
Mutually assured destruction
Shaka, walls fell.
This isn't sad.
My poop red
I swallowed shampoo
Probably gonna die
Want fart, afraid
Dick don't work
Forced ad watching.
Hey don't threaten me with a good time!
Your wife died.
You're under arrest.
The cancer's back
This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
Third world war.
Friends, family... Gone!
Diced, spiced... Grilled!
Queer Moroccan. End.
Crowdstrike strikes crowd
Chewing aluminum foil.
Please come home
Globe is warming.
Alas, still depressed
Is this Loss?
Please God no
Pregnant at 55.
I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
None that I tried.
Crib for sale
The kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.
If it was 5 words, 'crib for sale; never used'
I wanna die.
45 and 47
Weird and Sad!
triumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
joke needs explanation
Your cat died
Cooking fell over.
I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
Please don’t forget
It's not yours
So long, friend.
Water pipe burst.
You're not hired
Trafficked by mum
text without punctuation
They were young
(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
Don't love him
expired inner child
The house's gone
Major data loss
Dog leaves room.
Cat leaves lap.
Can't afford treatment.
Only getting older.
Gone and forgotten
I am sad.
Tell my wife...
Took the kids
The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
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Tried but died.
There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
Baby shoes, sold
mounting rootfs failed
Everyone wore black.
That's just a metal concert though
a sad story using only 3 Words
still they remain.
O, no right
Blinds raise more
Toilet rise watering.
Fist pump, bro
Baby adoption: cancelled
Mustache jizz giveaway
Hi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
https://youtu.be/4sew7y_RfmY
Weird men rule.
No wheels, cardboard
Dropped my ice-cream
Not my leg.