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lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySurp

October gaming

You wake up it's Saturday October 18 it's 51 degrees outside, cloudy and rainy. The trees colorful leaves are still holding on strong and fortunately there's not much wind today. You make yourself your favorite breakfast and morning drink and sit down at your cozy computer setup. "I'm going to relax and play games all day today" you say to yourself. You pack a bowl of the finest marijuana and take just a sipple of a hit..just enough to relax. You press power on your computer tower and the whirl of fans begin. Your monitor boots up and you login...all of a sudden...your browser window automatically pops up and a video starts automatically playing.. it's the 1998 video of when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.... You pass out from excitement. You begin to slowly wake and all of a sudden you hear a cart being pulled by a horse and you see a Nordic man looking at you...his mouth covered by a handkerchief. "Welcome to Skyrim" the words appear out of thin air floating before your eyes.

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steam·SteambySurp

Make sure you say your Saturday morning steam prayers

Oh, Gabe Newell, the mighty leader of Steam, We gather before you, in your digital dream. Your Steam Deck, a marvel of gaming delight, In your name, we play day and night.

Gaben, bless us with Half-Life 3's grace, Release it upon us in this sacred place. Let our framerates be high and load times be swift, In your gaming kingdom, our spirits do lift.

We worship your sales and your Summer Sale's might, Our wallets grow lighter, but our game libraries take flight. For it is you, Gabe Newell, we faithfully adore, As we game on Steam Deck, forevermore.

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diablo4·Diablo IVbySurp

issues so far with diablo 4 imo

It's not even close to enough stash space wtf were they thinking? Also I feel like the game is designed in a way to get you to stay on longer even though you don't pay to play such as having things in close proximity that you can accidentally click such as a chair next to a chest just to fuck with you and take that extra 2 seconds of time. Tinfoil hat?

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