Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.
I'd pay-per-view the fuck out of this. If ppv is still a thing?
I'd stand as your second / corner man and would hire someone to fuck up Thomas's people so they can't throw in the towel. so let it go a few rounds. make it really hurt lol
Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.
Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.
I feel it brings a certain patriotic gravitas to the event, Lamb Chops being an honorary Three Star General. Plus, with a song that never ends.....there ain't no bell, so you get to take your time with Clarence.
I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.
Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.
I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting
I teach chemistry at a community college, and you would not believe the...maybe not "self-incriminating", but at least "highly suspicious" things I need to google on a weekly basis.
I joke with my students that you can't get a chemistry degree without ending up on at least two watch-lists, but it's not really a joke.
Edit: Subhumans - Subvert City
From the album I stole my avatar from. Not necessarily a violent song but seems fitting. There are tons of great ones in classic hardcore.
The embarrassment of getting pummeled to some sort of electric accordion solo really sells it. Is it an accordion? I haven't listened to it in 20 years
I know, it's really too bad. Vulgar Display of Power is really good and had some absolutely filthy riffs, but there are so many other amazing metal bands that don't have the problematic associations that I have a hard time justifying spending my limited time on Pantera
From this town in Detroit where my job is secure yeah; secure in the fact that it's gone for good yeah. so I skimp and I scrape at this pension I've made, so it should be gone by the end of the day.
Naw, he's the type to pick a fight in a bar, stand up to go outside, and then look to see if his friends are going to hold him back or at least come with.
It's a weird prog metal song (i love that shit) about the poor man being tricked to worshipping the wealthy and then realizing it's a facade and that they're all greedy assholes.
Killing in the Name by RatM. I'm a simple man.
LETS GO
not gon do what they told ya
not gon do what they told ya
not gon do what they told ya
NOT GON DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA
I imagine by the end of the song, they'll be begging for me to stop, so "fuck you I won't do what ya tell me" would hit extra hard.
Scrolled too far for this one.
I was shocked, befuddled, and a little scared, honestly, that no one had said it yet.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys
Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.
Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.
Dogs can look up.
X gon give it to ya is still a great choice
The only correct option here.
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I'm also partial to X Gon Give It To Ya Maybe
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Ripped jeans, skin was showing-BITCH PLEASE
WHOO!
Reminds me of Nobody Speak by dj shadow ft rtj
Aw shit that's a great video
Lol right? One of my all time favorite music videos
Haha! That is amazing!
Glad you liked it too, it's a mainstay in my video play lists
DJ Shadow is an all-time great but more people should listen to RTJ (RTJ4 is a phenomenal album, and I think their latest?) in general imo
Thank you! Just making sure that was here...
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Gay Bar, Electric Six
I have something to put in you
Ghetto Boys - Still
I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.
Treat them like a HP printer
Back up in your ass with the resurrection…
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
The ending solo from Free Bird
How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.
I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.
Hardware store by Wierd Al.
THEY'VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS
TRASH COMPACTORS JUICE EXTRACTORS SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS
Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.
That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.
Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM
I'd pay-per-view the fuck out of this. If ppv is still a thing?
I'd stand as your second / corner man and would hire someone to fuck up Thomas's people so they can't throw in the towel. so let it go a few rounds. make it really hurt lol
damn good choices.
"Mastered economics, cuz you took yourself from squalor (slave)"
Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.
Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.
Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.
Hey man, I picked The Spinners.
Credit due when credit is due. I will give you a point for some early funk.
I like the puppets idea, but might I suggest This is the song that never ends by Lamb Chops.
I feel it brings a certain patriotic gravitas to the event, Lamb Chops being an honorary Three Star General. Plus, with a song that never ends.....there ain't no bell, so you get to take your time with Clarence.
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Truly no wiser words have been spoken.
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons - if ya know, ya know.
Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)
Icky Thump by the white stripes
Meshuggah, Bleed.
The heart attack gun of songs.
Hip to Be Square, of course.
Nah - Dare to be Stupid
Rammstein - Du Hast
"We're all living in America" would be kinda funny
Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
Updoot for Chris Cornell
Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.
I came here to recommended "Sentenced to Burn" by them
Nazi White Trash
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Probably "Fortunate Son"
Beat me too it. First thing that popped into my head for sure
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet
Sowing the Seeds of Love
Bold choice.
Thanks. It was either that or Particle Man.
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I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.
Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.
I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting
I recommend his Requiem, it has excellent lyrics:
For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away (1.Petrus 1,24)
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Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.
Kavanaugh. To see if beer comes out of his ass.
Headbut Alito and throw him into Kav, then follow up with a haymaker to what is almost certainly a glass jaw.
Violence is wrong so why does it taste like shaking adrenaline in my mouth??
“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger
Sugar, Sugar by The Archies
Now we're talking!
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Guile's Theme.
Sonic BEWM!
Bodies - Drowning Pool
I want to break free -Queen
But I'm gonna need the video projected onto a near by building wall.
At least the calico elf cow rolling orgy segment.
It was the soundtrack of my divorce almost 20 years ago so yeah
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American Idiot.
I don't care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.
Gotta hear that tag rattle.
Guillotine - Death Grips
Uprising - Muse
Panic Attack by Dream Theatre.
Counting Bodies Like Sheep - A Perfect Circle.
You are the threshing machine and they are wheat and this is merely a job that needs to be done.
And now I'm on a list. Well. More than before.
I teach chemistry at a community college, and you would not believe the...maybe not "self-incriminating", but at least "highly suspicious" things I need to google on a weekly basis.
I joke with my students that you can't get a chemistry degree without ending up on at least two watch-lists, but it's not really a joke.
Scorsese homage with a montage of battered justices strewn around the White Castle lot as the piano from Layla ramps up.
“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”
Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.
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There is only one correct answer to this: HOTEI - Battle without honor or humanity
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I'm going with "Elastic Heart" by Sia.
Uncle Sam Goddamn, Brother Ali
I NEED A HERO
IASIPhilly’d be down with this. Or Eye of the Tiger.
Until it is done
March of the Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
And yes, it does make me feel better.
Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
└( ＾ω＾)」
Loyalty by American Head Charge
Freebird also after seeing the church fight
I kinda wish Sonic Youth would update lyrics for Youth Against Fascism. They can keep the verse about Clarence Thomas, though.
Black robe and swill
I (still) believe Anita Hill
Judge will rot in hell
Metallica: Battery.
Not really for any theme just I would love to smash some SCOTUS face to that rhythm.
Foo Fighters - The Pretender
Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
Ha, I was, no kidding, just going to say Party Hard
Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
What about Police Truck from the same album? Sort of fitting to beat up judges to an anti-cop song.
No doubt. Great shit there.
Edit: Subhumans - Subvert City From the album I stole my avatar from. Not necessarily a violent song but seems fitting. There are tons of great ones in classic hardcore.
Particle man - they might be giants
The embarrassment of getting pummeled to some sort of electric accordion solo really sells it. Is it an accordion? I haven't listened to it in 20 years
Ritt der Walküren by Richard Wagner.
Imma Kill U by ICP
I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys
I was gonna say psychosocial by Slipknot but honestly this is just as good
Beating up racists to a soundtrack written by a racist? It's a bold move...
I know, it's really too bad. Vulgar Display of Power is really good and had some absolutely filthy riffs, but there are so many other amazing metal bands that don't have the problematic associations that I have a hard time justifying spending my limited time on Pantera
Misery Index is a strong choice. Now that I'm thinking of the metalcore vein, I'd go ETID's "People Verses" or "Planet Shit"
BFG Division from the Doom OST
I will fight them at any White Castle in Manhattan below 14th Street at eleven minutes past midnight on the coldest night in November.
They, in their judicial robes.
I, in my cape and cowl.
I descend upon them as my theme plays.
62 seconds later the cold drizzle stops, and for the briefest of moments there is no time. There is no sound. There is only…
... Six dead justices.
That is a damn good choice, OP
You want to reflect how much fun it will be.
I'd like to teach the world to sing https://youtu.be/wlR0KElxxVg?si=OF1lyl34M2zSZFS7
Knuckles connecting on the 2 and 4
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One Fine Day - Offspring
Or
Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle)
Death Grips - Come Up and Get Me
"Hacker" is a pretty basic Grips song, but c'mon, its perfect. Sometimes you gotta teach those bitches how to swim.
Ænima - Tool
New Order - Confusion (Pump Panel Remix)
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Find your flame from the Sonic Frontiers ost.
Yo, if we can do video games OSTs, I'm going with Infinite Blue or For The Glory (Mute City) from F-Zero GX
Triumph - Fight the good fight
Kick some ass - stroke 9
Lol Andrew WK ready to die
Caramelldansen
Living the laws - choking victim
Feeling Good by Muse
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
By far the most badass song to walk up to one of those mfers and deck in the face
BAIZAN NO BAKUDAN! BITE ZA DUSTO!
Battle without honor or humanity by hotei
Ocean Man
La Gota Fria by Carlos Vives
I'm torn, but my top 3 are:
KoRn - Dead Bodies Everywhere
This song was a must when playing Quake 2, I'm sure it would do just fine against a MAGA-stacked Supreme Court
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"Hand me down my beatin' chain, hand me down my bat! Hurry now and guard your face cause we ain't got time to chat!"
Start a Fight by Joey V and Brae
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The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die
Pressure by Muse
Any pop country song. That shit pisses me off.
7 by Prince
Breaking Benjamin - I Will Not Bow, i think it's self explanatory as to why
The Association - Windy
2 + 2 = 5 - Radiohead. One of their best and themetaically apporiprate too.
Ha Ha Ha Armageddon by The Julie Ruin
Born to Die by MDC
Twisted Force from the Baldurs Gate 3 soundtrack.
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For any climactic moment that might end in my death, in fact!
popipo
The Powers Out - Flogging Molly
Edit 2 days later that no one will see:
Lyrics are similar but from memory:
From this town in Detroit where my job is secure yeah; secure in the fact that it's gone for good yeah. so I skimp and I scrape at this pension I've made, so it should be gone by the end of the day.
Knuck if You Buck by Crime Mob obviously, Hit a Mothafucka by Three6 Mafia as backup
'Sexy MF` - the symbols for male (♂) and female (♀)
I already said Party Hard by Andrew W.K., next up is Iggy’s Lust For Life, then maybe finish up with Footloose by Kenny Loggins
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I'm America - Cilver
Though runner-up goes to Another F.U. Song - Reel Big Fish
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Which supreme court justice do you think has hands? Which one has a glass jaw? I'd bet Kavanaugh could put up a decent fight in his frat boy days.
Naw, he's the type to pick a fight in a bar, stand up to go outside, and then look to see if his friends are going to hold him back or at least come with.
I will be playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2JeL1ibBI0
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No Age - Everybody's Down.
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Tire Me by Rage.
Or the entirety of Rite of Spring to give me plenty of time to curbstomp all those fuckers.
Don't Hold Back by The Sleeping
That song fucking slaps.
"You say millionaire like it's a good thing" by Guante
Plough the Shit - Ben Caplan
United in bloodshed - hostages
Cockroach King by Haken
It's a weird prog metal song (i love that shit) about the poor man being tricked to worshipping the wealthy and then realizing it's a facade and that they're all greedy assholes.
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