The Onion Journalists right now:

I am deeply pissed that they just keep on attempting. This is costing millions, for nothing. The EU should introduce a forced wait period for declined topics, as this here is the abuse of the democratic system.

Why don’t they contribute to LibreOffice Online?

I think this is the first time the whole fediverse agrees to who the asshole is.

Thanks, dev of Tesseract, you actually left a positive impact on the fediverse. Please don’t come back.

Who censored the beautiful nipnips of poor SisyphusAtlas?

I did not know and now I am slightly angry at humans. Again.

Uhm. It is the phishing attempt. If you click that link it will tell you, you failed the test. And looking at the comments, a lot of people would fail this test.

So you really want to tell me that NO HUMAN would have been able to understand those super standardized numbers in the filing? Sure man.

It took 18h for the AI to detect this. 18 fucking hours for something that was probably detected within 1h after it was published, by a two legged organism.

YSK:

Our trusted friends have launched a new website named LEMON, which has newer manuals. It also contains all the CHARM manuals.

LEMON is the spiritual successor to CHARM, I recommend you try it!

Link: lemon-manuals.la or lemon-manuals.org.ua

(Some people have issue connecting. LEMON is investigating. For now, use Firefox or change your DNS server)

Oh poor Israel thought Iron Dome will protect them. Iran learned a lot from Ukraine. Drones in masses are enough to penetrate the shield. And don’t forget that the Iron Dome costs Israel 1 billion USD for each night in full defence mode. It only takes a couple of days, weeks until the Iron Dome is empty.

Meanwhile at Mar-a-lago

"None of this is in any way normal," Matthew Green.

Exactly, Matthew. But they are normal in a fascist country. Remember, if you do not fight actively against it, you are part of it. Too many former Nazis came up with the excuse “But I was forced to” or “I didn’t know any of this”. Non of those arguments are valid. Fight against it. Leave the country. But giving interviews will not change it.

A device, which is only used when it is really cloudy for photovoltaics has to be one of the dumbest ideas ever.

This is going to be fun. Let’s do some Data Analysis with this. Find the republican with the highest amount of watch time of gay porn.

Only 4 left to unlock a unique loot box.

That rationale is just stupid. It is indeed a lot of dirt, as every tire caries dirt and many tires = many dirt.

Of course it also includes the other shit. I am just not so sure about the claim that “this is no dirt or else it would be also visible on the top road”

I hate it when bad actors suddenly start doing very good things.

Everybody, who puts morals or ethics in front of their own, personal gain, is by default a hero in today’s context. That’s the only weapon we have against authoritarian regimes, capitalism and oligarchy. A weapon, that can only be used once per capita. But don’t be fooled—we are all.

Everybody can create a frontend that filters out certain words or users on purpose, for the goal to have a “nicer” experience.

But why hide it? Why even go that far to load it at runtime, so that it is not visible in the source code? And why hiding a DDOS script, targeting one instance, while saying they are the “normal one”?

What a psychopath. And they will be back soon enough unfortunately.

Is the function called is_even()?