A better comparison to Moldova would be Belize.

Tbf you also get very little international news in total

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How did it happen that many people (Americans???) flush fish down the toilet?

Just bury it, like you would any other dead pet.

Americans will invent a fantasy world, give a character a Scottish accent but still set the drinking age to 21.

I feel like (6, 7) should definitely be a tuple

This is actually classic fascist playbook:

• We are the strongest
• But also - o no - we are under attack from all sides, everyone is against us

Listen, I'm not a vegan, but I find this names that are bent around the bush so annoying.

Yeah, I get it , it's not literally milk. But calling it "almond milk" is waaay smoother than "almond drink" or "almond concoction" or whatever.

Same with Malzbier.

in a world

Immediately starts reading in trailer voice

Americans be talking about "non-native" plants on the world wide web

Textbook blasphemy.

That he's anti Christ was clear from the "grab em by the pussy" talk. Also his marriage, infidelity record would've disqualified him for any clear eyed christian.

But sadly (depressingly) I know people who call themselves christian but are utterly blinded by anti abortion rhetoric, that they forget that living immigrant children are also lives worth saving. They cannot see Mexican or Guatemalan kids as creations of God. Or in my European case Syrian or African.

Then they used ai. The telltale signs: different arrowheads, arrows without text, arrows pointing back, the cheek cut-off wanders into the tongue.
Haven't checked the words' spelling, but that would be a telltale sign, too. Edit: yep, sblingual

The aristocrats have always been cordial with each other.

I cringed at the part "pledge of allegiance" and then again at "kindergarten".

Americans don't realise how north Korea style that is.

In the first week, the Mormon airforce rises into the air and starts a carpet bombing campaign.

Seemingly, the Amish are destroyed as there are no signs of fighting back. The Mormon missionaries move in to pacify the newly conquered territory. But all the towns are dead and empty.

After two weeks of raising the Mormon flags everywhere, the top brass gets a notice: several Amish towns have sprung up in the hinterlands. Quickly the Mormon army rushes in but all they find are desolated settlements.

General after general gets burn-out from this game of whack-a-mole. The Mormons want a fight but the pacifist Amish aren't playing along. The Mormon youth gets dissatisfied with their rulers who called then into a war and are not delivering.

On the other side of the curtain, the Amish are not allowed to fight back. They simply leave their homes and rebuild somewhere else, especially in places the Mormon army just left. But some amongst them are of the opinion that, although fighting is strictly prohibited, a few accident should be within the rules.

So the numbers of unexplained explosions in the Mormon homeland start to rise. It's just the beginning, but the methane tanks on the Amish dairy farms overfloweth.

A Mormon officer suggests arming local cheese lords to get a hold of the situation. Wherever have we seen that before?

"The wrong amazon is burning."

• quoting some comment I read somewhere

Sometimes, I think it's funny that in Anglo countries it's referred to as ESL, English as a second language.

For us (and I guess many others) it was always English as a foreign language. Could be first foreign language, second foreign language...

That's crazy. At uni, we did an installation for a museum that wanted visitors to do this. A camera would film them and assign a percentage of accuracy of hitting the pose.

The only person that can count to -1

That WW1 was the same moral black and white as WW2.
In my opinion, every country in WW1 was the villain just that one side was impatient enough to be the aggressor first.