The interviewer can tell by smell, look, and neck beard alone the senior Linux architect.

Is a 40 year old it guy who love linux, wat

Macos is case insensitive?!

Sometimes the president or CEO just doesn't give a shit even when devs tell them otherwise.

Devs don't always get a lot of choice when the upper management thinks chrome is better

It's why baracuda only really advertised in airport terminals everywhere.

Like the birds aren't real dude, 😎

Lol it's blank.

As an it guy, me too

A creampie you say?

I've been over here for a year off and on, Lemmy ain't bad at all, could use some more resistance joining for sure.

SPAM and robocalls?

When you run into something vocabulary wise you don't understand, Google is your friend just keep googling and reading to get the gist, Google any error messages too, I'm 43, I've been googling my whole life as a big fraud in IT, jk

But seriously Google Google Google has all the answers and as you use it more you hone your search skills to the point where you just scroll past the crap and wham find things right away. The more you search and work with the stuff the better you'll get way more comfortable. Maybe try and find a local friend who's good with computers or search that can help you a bit

I've helped many friends fix and troubleshoot stuff from time to time, but I'm not anyone's full time IT, I work on retainer.

I don't know everything but every day I learn, even stuff I'll never have to use again.

I do IT consulting Reiners.io , if you want paid help no problem, but it does turn into a huge free time sink, with no reward.

Source: retired 15 year Linux systems engineer and sysadmin, turned consultant at https://reiners.io $60/hr minimum I charge clients much more, including my old boss, who's at $110/h but I bring my laptop to Hawaii for that guy, so he pays for access to me in 80 hr blocks.

It is freaking expensive and few people will want to do it for free.

My old rich Karen of a boss was heading up from Missouri to Omaha for work years ago in her jaguar, which was aptly hit by a piss bottle and it broke her windshield lmao.

Thank you for your services, whoever you are.

Or just jail a CEO

My clients send me fuggin docx files with screenshots pasted in it...

Screenshot.doc /me cries

Yeah, it makes me hungry

You spelled ass-hat wrong

I hate this timeline, but that's funny

I've gotta be cozy when I'm breaking laws, I'm a comfort kind of guy.

Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I'm dying.

I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

My dad always said "Always do the right thing", and "the world is what you make of it"

But they were fascinated and confused by my 3.7oz vape juice bottle in my laptop bag, he kept saying it's took big, it looks too big. I'm like dude just toss it, they kept looking at it, finally let me take it.

Smh

They make you remove you big items, how was a gun not found, they had to hand dig through a bag because my headphones were not removed

How the f do they miss a gun with all that fangled tech.

They also had to check my wife's crotch because it was red on the screen, I hate the TSA.