Spyke
lemmy.world

Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

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Lol.. If I had 5 bucks for every time I've heard or said "fucking Microsoft" in my life 😂

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lemmy.world

The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.

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As someone who manages a Google workspace instance currently, God I wish I had exchange for my email service.

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That is the one I am not going to complain about. Azure AD was the wrong name.

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kbin.social

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

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Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech

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lemmy.world

Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

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adriatorreply
lemm.ee

This is true for a lot of fields, but I'm going to take a guess you're working with machine learning?

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I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)

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midwest.social

I'm looking for a dry red with some organic minerality, something that would go well with the dry-aged steak. Do you have any Carménère, by chance?

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

Uh, I don't know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.

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Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I'm dying.

I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

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For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

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lemm.ee

One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!

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lemmy.world

After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

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lemm.ee

Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over... would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

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Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

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Electrical engineering: "Did you remember to add bypass caps?"

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They make an audible sound, turn up at the worst possible times, are good for a laugh, but not much further than that.

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It's not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

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A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

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Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

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The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. You’ve run A-phase into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out so A runs to A and B runs to B. C is good.

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Ran torture after torture, dialed in retraction for vroom, and confirmed via arctan (ambient humidity nominal, mixture stable), so now we simply wait for the magic to finish.

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lemmy.world

Sugammadex is a real game changer. It won't be long until it's the standard of care. Totally the best thing since propofol.

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"Sux" is already shorthand for a drug, hardly even need to ligmafy anything with medical lingo

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That's weird, perceptual got better results than relative colourmetric

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