The same looking truck brings the refrigerated food to our neighbourhood grocery store every morning.

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WHITE CARDS

Profiting off of your husband’s death

Fascism

Anchor baby

Creating Mexican joker

Mar-a-lago face

Epstein files

Redacted

Wearing a red hat

Bankrupting casinos

Makeup room at the Pentagon

Starving kids

Harassing trans people in the bathroom

Nazi salute

Investing in cryptocurrency

Ballroom

Gold leaf on everything

Social media

AI slop

Data centers

Ancestry genetic testing

Gooners

Fucking a couch

Student loan debt

Passport bros

Brain worms

Fake crying

Molotov cocktails

Lying, just constantly lying

Being Jesus

A little treat

Growing your own weed

Lego videos from Iran

Zorro Ranch

Being bug-eyed

The antichrist

Doing a Luigi

Mass surveillance

Illiterate kids

Flesh eating bugs

Drunk texting military plans to journalist

Healthcare

Ketamine

Miss teen USA

Cage fighting

Drinking bleach

Poor people

Parasite class

Guillotines

Algae

Military industrial complex

"Legal" Tax evasion

Giving yourself money

Being above the law

Burning Teslas

White South Afrikaners

BLACK CARDS

The next big event at the White House will be showcasing ____ followed by ____.

Techbros have decided that their next big investment is going to be all in for ____.

I went to a local university campus to legitimize my new grift of ____.

I made billions selling ____ to the U.S military.

I made millions selling ____ to the MAGAs.

How I owned the libs:

How I got on Trump’s cabinet:

It’s not the American way unless it finishes with _____.

A great way to make money in this economy:

You can always get away with ____ as long as you blame it on ____.

(alternative: You can always get away with ____ as long as you blame it on immigrants.)

I had to move to Argentina and change my name because ____ found out about ____.

RFK keeps telling me that ___ will fix my measles rash, but it’s not working.

The way I would make America great again is by first causing ____ and then offering a solution of ____.

I made a parody substack for Adrian Vermeule, partly bc it's kind of an inside joke with one of my friends, but mainly just bc it was so fucking weird and extremely dumb/ridiculous it made me laugh. If you don't really know who he is, you may or may not find this information about him interesting.

Also, it's more than understandable if you don't recognize him by name since he's kind of an obscure target for parody. He's best known for being the constantly lurking in the shadows kind of guy, while helping to fight the evil fight by creating his own right wing authoritarian legal theory that's shaped by his love for Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt, Thomas Aquinas, and his own conservative Catholic values (of course). He's also a "really into demonizing academia and elite institutions, while working at an elite academic institution for his entire career," kind of guy.

The Theory, Born at Harvard, That Could Remake Right-Wing Jurisprudence

Amy Coney Barrett Is Right To Reject 'Common Good Constitutionalism'

Anyway, I made the substack and made 2 weird notes. One was a picture of a hip hop cartoon bear with a quote misattributed to Vermeule. One was about Trump's ongoing feud with the Pope, and Americans siding with the Pope. I tagged Vermeule and said something like "omg what is going on!?! 🤯" Then went to sleep and kind of forgot about it.

An American pope, a presidential clash and what it means in the pews

Had a min to check the account a few hours ago and discovered the note with the USA Today article had been removed from my substack and I had been officially blocked by the real Adrian the Mule™️... 🥹