Who's getting married in this hypothetical episode? 😎

Bro, you gotta order two. That way you're prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.

God damn, dust off the cobwebs from Barker's corpse and stick him in a meme

Definitely not feeling bad, just pointing out that not many would know this wheel, or that he was the original host.

ie. This is some memeoarcheology

Uhh, the swingers party is next door. Look for the upside down pineapple next time.

Wait, is this the Idles dude?

She's only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA

Just gonna leave this banger of a tune, here

I am pretty sure they meant to say enticing. You can harass people as long as it isn't enticing for others which is completely fair.

People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.

I think it is device dependent. I tried this with my phone and lost my place after I put it back into my pocket.

I can feel the grimace from "breaking a fist full of spaghetti" from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU

Give it a minute or two. After you piss away the ammo and see the sticker shock to re-up, it will be nice and quiet.

Wait, porno mags weren't little booklets of single use fapspiration? I was doing it wrong?

It's already occupied with the cocktail stirrer

I am glad you've made this public declaration! I fully support your endeavor to personally-- and empirically-- demonstrate this at your local Costco. Please remember to capture photographic evidence in order to present it here.

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