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You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.

I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)

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lemmy.world

I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.

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sh.itjust.works

Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller

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itsvioletreply
lemmy.world

Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

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muzzlereply
lemmy.zip

Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?

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Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

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- Hey, I heard you married a twin?

- That's right.

- How do you tell them apart?

- Her brother has a mustache.

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lemmy.world

Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

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ducktumnreply
lemmy.zip

Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

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Bipaulerreply
sh.itjust.works

It's fucking genital mutilation of newborns.

Call me a fucking racist, bet.

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ducktumnreply
lemmy.zip

I was "mutilated" when I was 9. It's way more hygenic and did not take anything away from me. I see it as pulling the back tooth or something. It's just skin. You are not damaging the genitalia.

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lemmy.world

the exposed head rubbing on underwear all the time is definitely damaging sensitive areas

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ducktumnreply
lemmy.zip

I have no idea where you got that info. I'm just fine. I have never heard anyone experience anything like that.

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BJWreply
lemmus.org

They are right. Some people spend years in discomfort to regrow their foreskin to undo the mutilation.

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I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well.

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Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?

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Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?

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lemmy.ca

I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

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She said it's a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.

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