Y’all motherfuckers be… enchanting…

There's dozens of us New Mexicans here! Dozens!

It's such a stupid idea because even people who voted for him have New Mexican pride and wouldn't agree with this change, it's simply stupid

My wife and I love NM. We're from shithole TX and if there isn't a blue wave here, we would love to move.

Hey, buddy. I think you meant to type "New America"

Instead they could change it to New Epstein Files

I appreciate you sticking your neck out and posting this

💀

Nobody has the stones to do anything about it

That's irrelevant. Why is he still president should be the question.

The ultraconservative cabal behind his back who wants their schemes signed and greenlit. They have to keep their puppet alive.

Because apparently no one in this godforsaken shithole of a country can aim properly.

kept alive by the ghost of epstein, and MCDONALds nitrates, and fatansizing about his daughters.

stress ain't catching up to him

yet

Everything is about saying he named it. Dude wants to claim he created God.

He only has room in his head for like 10 words at a time. That's why he thinks remembering 5 in cognitive tests is a huge victory. It takes half his brain! And the other half is "America" "golf" "China" and "besty Putin."

At some point he was told patriotism or some like thing polls well and his dementia addled brain locked onto it. On some level he understands he's dying, wants to leave his mark and can't get away with naming everything Trump as he's done his whole life, so "America" it is.

Well to be honest he probably wants to name after Himself but even his most loyalists followers refuse to do that. They probably told him that when he wins they will do just that. I mean he did complained that he had to build all these moments after himself because noone will do it after he dies.

I actually don't have anything positive to say about America.

I guess I can say it's better than China and Russia for a big country. And it's nice that it's big and people can travel between so many states too, each with slightly different culture.

I hope it'll be brutal for Dumpy

trump files

i thought it was a local newspaper but yeah the snopes article matches what i remember

Apparently New Mexico predates Mexico. (By a decent while too).

...

New Mexico predates the modern country of Mexico, yes.

But when Spanish Conquistadors first reached the Valle de Mexico, in the 1520s, it was the most densely populated urban area on the planet at over a million people.

That's why New Mexico includes "new", because it wasn't the original.

Mexico made a power move naming itself, knowing New Mexico already existed. "They might be 'new' but we're the og."

After 3 elections people were still dumb enough to believe his lies.

Unfortunately you've all decided to let him actually run the country while you sit around waiting for your next opportunity to vote for a president, so we don't actually have the luxury of ignoring his specious edicts because some of them do materially affect our lives.

Signed, The Rest of The World

New America

It was in Mexico when it got its name. Still stupid to rename it though

Eventually, yes.

Only the late Habsburgs come to mind.

Parody becomes news surprisingly fast these days

He had joined towards it in the past.

Anyone who supports him to the end should have a permanent black mark against them. Treat them like this regime treats ICC judges. No government jobs or funding, no executive level positions, no top secret clearance, nothing that requires some level of trust. That's my compromise.

You mean the Trump-Epstein Files?

"The Angels"

mar-a-lago => mer-a-merica!

South America, Colored

What about Michigan? I grew up in Detroit. I loved visiting Mackinac Island and Kalamazoo, places whose names carry traces of the Indigenous languages and cultures that existed here long before European settlement. Kalamazoo is often translated as “boiling water,” although its precise meaning is uncertain, while Mackinac is traditionally associated with “great turtle.”

Then you have Ypsilanti, named after a Greek military commander who fought in the Greek War of Independence, and Detroit, whose name comes from the French word détroit, meaning “strait” or “narrow passage.”

And that's just one state in the Midwest.

Does this guy understand that America is not simply a country of wealthy white people? This country has always been a complicated mixture of Indigenous nations, European colonial powers, immigrants, and countless cultures that helped shape what we now call America.

The French established settlements throughout North America, including Detroit and New Orleans. Spanish-speaking communities existed in what is now the United States long before the country even became independent. Indigenous peoples had their own languages, cultures, governments, and civilizations for thousands of years before European colonization. And those influences haven't simply disappeared. They're embedded in our geography, our language, our food, our music, and our institutions.

And here's an important correction to a common misconception: until March 2025, the United States had no federally designated official language. English has now been designated the official language by executive order, but that doesn't erase the country's multilingual history or the many languages spoken here today.

America's history is far more complicated than a simplistic narrative about one ethnic or cultural group. You can see that history just by looking at a map of Michigan.

Honestly, I can't tell whether this guy fundamentally misunderstands the country he's governing or whether he's employing a political strategy so calculated that I'm struggling to comprehend it. Is this genuine ignorance, deliberate messaging, or some combination of the two?

Because I find it difficult to understand how anyone can look at the actual history of this country and conclude that America's identity belongs exclusively to one group of people.

He'll say he likes the music of Henry Churches and King's Wool as well as being a fan of movies featuring Tony Flags

Florida could use a change.

"Regressives." Don't be associating subs with that trash.

He's saying exactly what he means. The entire continent is his.

You think he cares? As long as you forgot about the Epstein files for 2minutes, he'll continue doing dumbass distracting things.

In English, "America" means the United States of America. Trump's talking in English to Americans, so as much as I hate to give that fucker credit for anything good, he's actually got the usage right.

English-speaking countries don't have a continent named "America." We've got seven continents - Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia, Antarctica, North America, and South America.

The ignorance in America is too vast to describe without sounding like hyperbole.

Said something about Trump's dementia to a good friend last week, "Yeah, but Biden was pretty bad too wasn't he?"

There are exactly two people on my street that understand current events, both old black folks. My young black friend (above) and the white people of all ages are clueless. My Asian wife only knows about Trump through me and her friends and family back home who now hate him over gas prices. (See chart)

There's a monster chunk of our population that votes on vibes and how their personal life is going. Trump's 30% approval? That's not MAGA, that's the politically disconnected.

/rant

Yall chose the most hated woman politician, and put her against Trump. Look at Bernie he still out there freash and fighting good fight. Had a other chance and again chose the fucking neo liberal who spent 4 years accomplishing nothing. Or he did just got overturn. What really pisses me off is the asshole knew, KNEW, he had incurable cancer and still ran again. When it was clear he could not beat Trump instead of having a primary they chose to stick Harris on us that no one wanted. Yet I still voted for her. But millions just didn't vote.

Now only way out of this is the one thing the majority of Americans refuse to do. And we need millions to do this thing we are to have snowball chance in hell of fixing this problem.

progressive president in our lifetime

Glazing the bar in hell isn't gonna make it raise any higher lol.

Joe Biden has stage 4 prostate cancer that spread and is in extreme pain and was doing radiation. I’m not saying by any means Trump was better but Joe Biden absolutely should not have or be president in that condition. He has months to live now.

I am neither. And I’m moving as best I can to fight this.

I propose we go back to calling New York by older names - let's call the state New Netherland and the city New Amsterdam!

Either that, or we create a new "American" language that purges all words derived from other, non English, languages... So most, if not all of our current words. I don't know, maybe we just need to purge the non "white" words? What's the current opinion on Spanish peoples, does Trump consider them "white", would banana still be ok to use?

Hot America

Fucking over Ukraine.

Stealing the election

The shortage of lube. Trump used it all for preparing America's behind for Putin.

Fun fact: The entire area that New Mexico currently encompasses is what remains of Nuevo Mexico, or New Mexico in Spanish. The fun part is that Nuevo Mexico was named some decades (80-100 years, IIRC) before Mexico was named Mexico.

So to your point. Apparently not?

Donerica Trumperica

South Park America got ahead of that.

If only there was a way to show that all these states are united in one country.

He's won the war against Iran at least 40 times by now. He kept that promise.

25+ years tired...

‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn't spell "precipice" if his life depended on it.’

Every word.

America America America America, America.

Well next he's going to ask Texas to rename itself to "Exxon-Mobile", Tennessee to "I swear we helped build the nuclear bombs" and Florida to "We fucked up and killed all our Oranges". Because names of Native Americans and Hispanics can't sit well with his voters

New York to New Washington.

I'm partial to Mexican Classic

"Super York" if there is any consistency at all to his renaming mania.

Shhh... he doesn't know New York was named after York.

Now with more America per America

New And Improved America. Tastes great, less filling!

Then they would be the United America States. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico

To be clear, there are two Mexico's of old. The first was the area dominated by the Aztecs, and the second was a kingdom in the same place established and run by Spanish conquerors.

New Mexico was applied to the area just north of the latter Kingdom of Mexico in the 16th century, because the Spanish were hoping it would be another Mexico to conquer.

When the Spanish Empire collapsed and the Kingdom of Spain gave way to the Mexican Empire, the northernmost section was still called New Mexico because why change.

Then America grabbed a massive chink of north Mexico, and New Mexico became part of America.

Hopefully he gets lazy these last 2 years and does nothing to make our lives worse then he already has

Yep