Truly a fascist country

Last time we did the smart thing and we stayed till first train in the morning. Was also cheaper to drink till dawn and eat shit in McDonald's than take taxi home 🤣

I mean Henry Cavill is the type of a guy to almost miss a job interview because he was gaming

Back in my teenage years we had a cat and a dog, they weren't best friends but they got along just okay. Then my father's new girlfriend (later wife) started visiting with her 3 dogs, and the 3 would chase the cat around the house, and our old dog would chase the 3 to try help the cat

That last one reminded me of a bad joke

My partner had an epileptic seizure while we had sex last night, felt so damn good

I've realized recently that the fancy machines that make coffee from beans are really nice when you just want to get a cup of coffee for yourself fast, but when you need to make coffee for a group there's no winning a good old dripping machine

I'm some shit hole countries they don't give the kids anything to eat

Instead they have Porky sell them burgers or some shit

Not fan of the pods because of the extra waste, but damn I do sometimes miss my Moccamaster 🤣

This is so cool, a DH bike that actually makes sense for most people

Well besides the price, which is 3-4 times too much for most 🤣

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It includes the children who are never going to be born because Elon was sad and couldn't get boner with all his female employees

Yes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that's what I've been teaching to my kid, maybe I'm wrong?

Antifa LLC owns the trademark

Laundry machine finishing and stove keeping same beep noise

Eh, I'd think it's like me singing Katy Perry "I hope my boyfriend don't mind it", essentially just a silly line

Edit: also just looking it up, he was bi-sexual, so I guess he likes fat bottomed girls too

Exit through trunk

TFW you get hit by a truck, but you've already used all 5 of your sick leave days for the year

Not going to touch the general toxicity as it's something Linus has already apologized and worked through with professional help, but I love the attitude when it comes to responsibility.
Far too often it's easier to blame someone else for error.

"No this is our problem, and I'm ashamed you're trying to blame someone else for it" is respectable take

The story does not tell us how Linus Torvalds responded to the NSA, but I’m guessing he told them he wouldn’t be able to inject backdoors even if he wanted to, since the source code is open, and all changes to it are reviewed by many independent people.

Yeah I'm guessing the answer would be more colorful based on the historical data we have

Man attempting to raise 2 daughters escapes to outer space