cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/67231408

Source: The Naked Gun (2025)

Man: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé

Woman: whatever floats your boat

Man: no, that's buoyancy

[Harold leaning back in his chair: Day 1209 of not using sin, cos or tan.]

I've been clean since 2002.

Sorry for the bad dad joke

Your body has run out of magnesium.

0Mg!

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/64936347

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46167872

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/45780891