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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match
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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match
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Pope Francis has died
Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
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Warren Buffett’s son is on track to donate $1 billion in aid to Ukraine this year—and pledges to continue despite Trump’s shaky relations
I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it's good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus?
You know, if I had a nickel for every time a Pope looked like Palpatine, I'd have too nickels. It isn't much, but it's kinda strange that it happened twice.
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Don't forget to cup the balls
I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.
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I don't blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.
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U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van
These guys look like they're about to rob a bank.
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Why do you block people?
As obvious and uncontroversial as this comic may seem, the message still needs to be said.
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Oh, That
"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday."
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I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
Speaking as an American, everyone who can needs to stay the fuck out until we can get some semblance of having our shit together.
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Americans: Never, EVER question again how Hitler came to power in 1933 Germany
I'm watching it happen in real time and STILL questioning how it happened. Humans are some stupid motherfuckers. America burned its hand on Trump, and now a disturbing number of Americans are reaching for him again with the same hand, still blistered from the first time.
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yellow guy
You thought it would be a new yellow guy, but it was I! DIO!!
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US campuses in uproar as Israel-Palestine conflict exposes divide
I support the civilians. Both governments can go slather themselves in honey and take a hike in bear country.
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Website For MAGA-Friendly Businesses Backfires As People Use It For Boycotts
I recently bought some stuff online from Penzeys, specifically because of the anti-maga stuff.
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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders
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I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.
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Just a friendly wave and a goose-step.
If it honks like a goose and it steps like a goose, there's not too many things it could be.
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Walmart’s Billionaire Heiress Buys Full-Page Ad Urging People To ‘Mobilize’ At June 14 Anti-Trump Protests
How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?
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BONK
There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.
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Back for seconds?
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Manjaro repos: The Arch machine gun, but it keeps jamming.
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Bezos wedding: Venice protestors claim 'enormous victory' after venue change
I'm with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.