Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it's good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.

You know, if I had a nickel for every time a Pope looked like Palpatine, I'd have too nickels. It isn't much, but it's kinda strange that it happened twice.

I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.

I don't blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

These guys look like they're about to rob a bank.

As obvious and uncontroversial as this comic may seem, the message still needs to be said.

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday."

Speaking as an American, everyone who can needs to stay the fuck out until we can get some semblance of having our shit together.

I'm watching it happen in real time and STILL questioning how it happened. Humans are some stupid motherfuckers. America burned its hand on Trump, and now a disturbing number of Americans are reaching for him again with the same hand, still blistered from the first time.

You thought it would be a new yellow guy, but it was I! DIO!!

I support the civilians. Both governments can go slather themselves in honey and take a hike in bear country.

I recently bought some stuff online from Penzeys, specifically because of the anti-maga stuff.

I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.

If it honks like a goose and it steps like a goose, there's not too many things it could be.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

Manjaro repos: The Arch machine gun, but it keeps jamming.

I'm with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.