Spyke
harmsyreply
lemmy.world

I was genuinely eating this onion before I came to the comments lol. Came here to drop a WTF rant, and instead I find out I'm a dummy right now.

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lemmy.world

Welp they got me on this one. Good shit, Onion. Ridiculous we live in a world where I believed this for a good 10 seconds.

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lemmy.world

The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

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Oh no... I wasn't "watching porn" I was researching content to make sure the law is properly applied!

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lemm.ee

It's pretty much impossible to satirise US politics, isn't it?

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"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." - Tom Lehrer

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lemmy.world

Almost bought it. If they had called it a new bill, "introduced" or some such, instead of "law" it would be perfectly feasible.

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D_Creply
lemm.ee

The comment section saves me once again.

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Always check the community under which it's posted. It's getting harder to spot the difference between theonion and nottheonion.

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