Wow this is insanely relatable. I'm 28 starting my life over, going back to college. I'm quitting the tech industry and hoping to become a lawyer to start suing tech companies instead of working for them.

Emac

I don't think my depression is typical. I'm on top of everything, spotless apartment, waking up on time, eating alright, exercising, seeing my friends regularly, having sex, visiting nature, getting all my work done and so on. I know that I'm smart enough and resourceful enough that I can achieve any goal I set my mind to.

The problem is that it isn't enough. I don't feel satisfied by any of it. I run my life as if my feelings will change and one day it will all feel worth it, but deep down I just know. Life doesn't have anything for me. What I need doesn't exist.

Idc call the cops

I make whatever jokes I want and people still like me cause I don't let stranger women on the internet police my humor

I once dated a goth girl who wanted me to tie her up. I took it seriously and started learning how to do it. Researched the correct type of rope to use, the dangers associated, etc. Went to the hardware store. Built a really simple practice rig so I could practice some knots safely. Learned about which knots were safe where on the body without causing nerve damage, and how to recognize the early signs of nerve damage before the damage becomes permanent. I even got special scissors for cutting rope in an emergency.

I informed her of my progress and that we would be able to indulge in her fantasy soon. (note: I was recently diagnosed with autism) She told me I was being to extra about it and that she didn't want to do it anymore. I asked her if she'd rather lose feeling in her fingers. Needless to say that was a huge waste of time and effort. Moral of the story is either a) don't put in energy to these things without knowing it will be matched, or b) when someone says they want to be tied up just buy a roll of sex tape and safety scissors.

It's not possible to be racist toward inanimate objects. Computers are not a race. LLMs are not people.

When I woke up from having my wisdom teeth out, I had crazy and terrifying hallucinations all the way home. While we were parked waiting for something, I saw someone run up, press their face against my window, and scream my name while slamming their fists on the window. I closed my eyes and curled up into a ball, and I was instantly in some sort of cave system underground that was rapidly collapsing and burying me alive. I don't remember much else but my mom said I was freaking out the whole way home.

I'm terrified of anesthesia now and I have yet to find any explanation for what happened to me.

My brain was never designed at all

Depends. Are they still making negative money with it? If so, then I'm gonna say no.

It's kind of like robbing a bank, killing everyone inside, then running out without taking anything, dropping your wallet in the process

The internet is an insane asylum

Combining food & sex makes me never want to eat or fuck again

Good art tho

My opinion is that I hate the government so fucking much it's unreal. I wish I was Satan so I could devise a new circle of Hell for backers of mass surveillance and personally oversee their eternal torment.

Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends

more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏

im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

I would do almost anything to avoid meeting a Lemmy user in real life

When will people realize that republicans do not support the first (edit: SECOND, lmao, but yeah first too) amendment? They support use of force to further their agenda. That's it. Making gun ownership out to be a right wing thing is such a gigantic fuckup.

If your computer is doing something you don't like, change it so that it doesn't do that. It's YOUR computer.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/hide-youtube-shorts/

The people who paid attention in math class are not having trouble with their taxes

It seems to be consensus amongst pretty much every man I meet under 30 that we are completely finished with approaching women / asking them on dates or even really just signaling attraction at all.

Balls in your court women! Be brave cause we won't