Wait is Jesus Protect Melee or Protect Mage?

I participate in class and speak with the same voice that I write in. I feel like the chance of my prof suspecting me of using AI is really low because of this. For other classes that this doesn't work, I wrote an OBS plugin to capture a timelapse of my screen while I work. Any proctored stuff I do in person.

Any issues, I'm prepared to take it to supreme court metaphorically speaking. The burden of proof is on the accuser. I have the ability to be extremely persuasive when I care deeply so they will either see things my way or regret it.

Fuck AI and fuck any professor using the shadow of AI to keep me away from the education the university is charging me for. I'm willing to work together on these things but if you accuse me of cheating when I'm not, you will LOSE!

Wow, thank god they're doing something! Dumbfucks

My brain was never designed at all

eating while the sun is up

interacting with anybody before i've decided i'm fully awake

going outside without sunglasses and water for any amount of time

I once dated a goth girl who wanted me to tie her up. I took it seriously and started learning how to do it. Researched the correct type of rope to use, the dangers associated, etc. Went to the hardware store. Built a really simple practice rig so I could practice some knots safely. Learned about which knots were safe where on the body without causing nerve damage, and how to recognize the early signs of nerve damage before the damage becomes permanent. I even got special scissors for cutting rope in an emergency.

I informed her of my progress and that we would be able to indulge in her fantasy soon. (note: I was recently diagnosed with autism) She told me I was being to extra about it and that she didn't want to do it anymore. I asked her if she'd rather lose feeling in her fingers. Needless to say that was a huge waste of time and effort. Moral of the story is either a) don't put in energy to these things without knowing it will be matched, or b) when someone says they want to be tied up just buy a roll of sex tape and safety scissors.

It's not possible to be racist toward inanimate objects. Computers are not a race. LLMs are not people.

When I woke up from having my wisdom teeth out, I had crazy and terrifying hallucinations all the way home. While we were parked waiting for something, I saw someone run up, press their face against my window, and scream my name while slamming their fists on the window. I closed my eyes and curled up into a ball, and I was instantly in some sort of cave system underground that was rapidly collapsing and burying me alive. I don't remember much else but my mom said I was freaking out the whole way home.

I'm terrified of anesthesia now and I have yet to find any explanation for what happened to me.

Depends. Are they still making negative money with it? If so, then I'm gonna say no.

It's kind of like robbing a bank, killing everyone inside, then running out without taking anything, dropping your wallet in the process

My opinion is that I hate the government so fucking much it's unreal. I wish I was Satan so I could devise a new circle of Hell for backers of mass surveillance and personally oversee their eternal torment.

Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends

more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏

im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

I would do almost anything to avoid meeting a Lemmy user in real life

When will people realize that republicans do not support the first (edit: SECOND, lmao, but yeah first too) amendment? They support use of force to further their agenda. That's it. Making gun ownership out to be a right wing thing is such a gigantic fuckup.

The people who paid attention in math class are not having trouble with their taxes

If your computer is doing something you don't like, change it so that it doesn't do that. It's YOUR computer.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/hide-youtube-shorts/

It seems to be consensus amongst pretty much every man I meet under 30 that we are completely finished with approaching women / asking them on dates or even really just signaling attraction at all.

Balls in your court women! Be brave cause we won't

I have a few ideas and I think the reality is a mixture of all of them.

1. Women have more pressure to be beautiful
2. Women are taught to know the value of vanity while men are not
3. Men primarily select for beauty, while women select for other things, so women are essentially selectively bred for beauty, to put it in grossly clinical terms

Proprietary software contains spyware. Sky is blue. Water is wet.

Make good use of your time and you won't need to fuss about it. It's like trying to grasp running water.