What's a computer?

This is what my homescreen looks like and apple's struggling with placement of icons?

Edit: for those asking for theme, below is the video with instructions and apps used. https://youtu.be/UQKIUycDfQg Can't guarantee if it'll work for you.

Conveniently left Russia out. I wonder why.

Every creature that had ever breathed oxygen, dies. That's a 100% mortality rate.

Become a patient gamer. This winter sale, I bought probably 25 games totaling around 30 dollars. It's enough to keep me busy for the next 5 years.

Reminds me of an account where a man applied for a job that required a specific programming language. They were asking for 5 years experience. But the funny thing was that the man himself created that language 3 years ago.

Most likely a cat

If a game is particularly hard, I'll use mods or cheats to make it easier. Gamers who sweat for difficulty can play it as hard as they want. I just want to experience the story, even if my play style goes against the creator's vision.

The concernedly rising sightings of "could of" and "should of". And it's always the native English speakers. It irks me every time I see it. Why are you making such an obvious mistake? The sentence doesn't even sound coherent. How about you speak the sentence aloud and see how wrong it sounds?

Why do you people get offended on our behalf for even the most minuscule thing. What's racist about it? On the contrary, it's fucking awesome that some Chinese manage to do this with a meager sum in such time. Why would I want people to use a non Asian person to represent an Asian guy?

Never have I been so regretful of learning English before reading this sentence.

Ah yes. The fallacy of you're already being exploited so what's one more time?

I'm convinced he'll be the first president in history to privatise the whole government.

I don't know how they did it, but Israel has made America its personal bitch. Everything they do, America just comes and help them wagging its tail and half of Americans will just nod and follow behind like pups.

Started shaving this year. Can't believe how cheap a safety razor is compared to all those fancy ass mach3 razors. Good thing I did my research.

Total launcher. Had to design whole thing though. The theme is based on nier: automata game ui.

They acting like the whole country wants to kill him when it's the complete opposite.

Why not both?

Captain Morgan became uncle Morgan.

"I've been looking for you! Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."