Spyke
lemm.ee

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it's always itchy.

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midwest.social

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

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TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

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Teotwawkireply
lemmy.ml

If you haven't bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

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lemmy.world

I really hope you're a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

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Balthazarreply
sopuli.xyz

... I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

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horseyreply
lemm.ee

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet... plus licking.

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midwest.social

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

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lemmy.ml

I only have one.

What's it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I've been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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TootSweetreply
lemmy.world

Oh god. Is this the new "if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?"

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No, you couldn't actually ride her. The spine simply couldn't support an adult human rider.

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Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone....

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

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TheCeereply
programming.dev

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

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lemmy.ca

I mean, it's like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that's because it's so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

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It doesn't matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

FYI, both of you are overacting. It's weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

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mander.xyz

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

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lemmy.one

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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lemmy.ml

No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

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propaganjareply
lemmy.ml

You're currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.

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Dr. Coomerreply
lemmy.world

If I have to go into forbidden territory to get the answer, the blood is on your hands.

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LillyPipreply
lemmy.ca

So, vag in the front, starfish in the back? How do the innards connect?

Or is it both in the back like an actual horse?

I want specifics. This is vexing me.

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Gasparreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Well, for your standard "horse body" centaurs, they're typically depicted as both being in the back. But this picture seems to be using human legs, so it's basically the interpretation of the original artist (but my guess would be same as a standard centaur because vag-in-front centaurs don't show up in art very much)

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because vag-in-front centaurs don't show up in art very much.

I’m a bit curious how you know this, but I’m just gonna flag you as a centaur anatomy expert and refrain from asking questions I don’t want the answer to.

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futurology.today

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

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Does that even matter? It's be worse if it was real. In many, many ways...

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I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

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Mothrareply
mander.xyz

I haven't seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

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There's a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he's going to shove the one guy's head up the other guy's ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

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infosec.pub

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

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Fluffy56reply
infosec.pub

yeah, but it would be closer to kneeling for her, which would hurt after awhile

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What if that lower half isn't horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn't sleep standing up?

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

If you look closely, it seems like she has hooves, not human feet, so the internal structure is probably still mostly horse-like from the waist down, she just has human skin and no fur

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great, now I have the image of a furless horse in my head. I'm never going to be able to sleep again thanks to this.

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Comment105reply
lemm.ee

If there is a pair of holes that goes with with both sets of legs, then there is also likely a head stuck of one of the front legs' holes.

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mander.xyz

Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I'm inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

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steboreply
sopuli.xyz

AI can do a lot of things but not this. If you ask an AI to make this it'll be all kinds of fucked up

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olicvbreply
lemmy.ca

Depends which, ik stable diffusion can. Either feed it a centaur openpose pic or use a Lora.

Now it would take a good amount of tweaking to get right but it can

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steboreply
sopuli.xyz

if you know how to do this I'm actually quite interested to see the results

(for scientific purposes of course)

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olicvbreply
lemmy.ca

here:

Made this quickly, you can see the openpose controlnet image and the result

Prompt: "four legged female, centaur, clothed,"

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Woah cool! Interesting that the pose can help the AI to create what you are going for.

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Mothrareply
mander.xyz

I can't say I've used AI much. I keep seeing solid AI stuff lately, why would this in particular pose a challenge?

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steboreply
sopuli.xyz

idk I'm no expert but generating something that doesn't actually exist with AI often leads to unexpected/unwanted results. How would you even make a prompt for this? "Woman with four legs"? Good luck with that.

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Hexareireply
programming.dev

"Centaur but half woman, other half also woman", maybe? BRB, gonna go consult stable diffusion

edit: I come back empty-handed, for SD just kept trying to generate women standing near each other. oof.

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slrpnk.net

See if this prompt works:

create an image of a human on all fours but the parts above the chest are replaced with another human in standing position

Bing image creator just fails to create an image at all

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Your prompt has got to be more descriptive. For example "woman centaur, human legs". However this prompt is simply generating women on horseback for me. It's hard for AI to imagine a horse with human legs.

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lemmy.world

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

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lemm.ee

It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

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So that's the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

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jaackfreply
lemm.ee

Just Right Height, No Bucket Required

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ok well. Now i have 2 questions instead of 1. I was thinking about the legs first

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I'm sure someone knows... this is where Lemmy is truly put to the test against red it

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Godortreply
lemm.ee

Does she possess 2 ribcages

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enkersreply
sh.itjust.works

I'd argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman's graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur's graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of.. erm... equipment.

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enkersreply
sh.itjust.works

That's a good question... I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can't just stop in the middle, they've got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn't be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

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