This is far too useful to be a shitpost.

NOT THE BEES!!!

A Gaul bit my sister once...

Retirement is not an age, it's a financial status.

Because if it weren't for double standards, Republicans would have no standards at all.

Why would you thank the guy that fucked everything up for no reason in the first place?

If you're charging a cleaning fee I'm not going to clean I'm going to book a hotel instead.

If you're not a contractor, power tools. Buy the harbor freight version first when you need it. If you end up using it enough to break it, then you get a quality one.

This but unironically. Luigi Magione wasn't the shooter.

It's both. The electric latch can trap occupants inside the vehicle, and the external handles make it difficult for rescuers to quickly access anyone trapped inside.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

I'm not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?

They don't want to work on the weekend any more than you do.

Self respect.

Right? Shouldn't it be something like JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY 4?

Tim Walz is great, but I do want to make it clear that the 4th statement is factually inaccurate. Command Sergeant Major is an enlisted rank, not an officer rank. It's about as high as you can go as an enlisted person in the reserves. I'm guessing that the statement was meant to say he is the highest ranking enlisted person to have served in Congress.

Pedantic? Maybe. But from a perspective of the responsibility held, there is a large gulf between a CSM and even a Colonel, let alone Generals. Almost as large as the gap between a CSM and a Corporal.

Should say something more like, "I harass minorities and protect corporate interests."

Isn't this the same company that called the police on legitimate customers after they messed up the paperwork?