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Dude. What is Trump's problem? Is he trying to start a war? Because this is how you start wars. Canadians are our neighbors and nobody gives a shit about what a lake is called unless it's the name of a serial child-rapist criminal like "Trump"

On behalf of most Americans, Canada, we're sorry and just as fed up with this fucking Nazi as you are. When he dies, let's have an international party where we all relax and do things that reduce our collective cortisol levels.

Also, let's just all call it Lake Awesome Canada.

Fucking... What an embarrassment. We're so sorry.

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God dammit, I thought this was Thn Onion at first, and thought that was funny. Now I'm just sad

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The Great Lakes shall henceforth be known as The United Lakes of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Cartoon dictator. He makes Haffaz Aladeen look like a realistic character.

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lemmy.ca

Where's the petition to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Pedofile?

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Lake Lovechild after the baby he killed and dumped in there from a different child he raped.

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lemmy.ca

Everybody outside the US just calls them what they are. Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

The orange child rapist is so brain dead he doesn’t even realize that.

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There are still a fair number of dipshits who wear "Gulf of America" tshirts and hats because they clearly have so very fucking little else going on in their lives they need to wrap their entire personality around a weak-man kid-fucker

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Gabadabsreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

We in the US still call them that too. It's just the maga people who use the changed names.

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taiyangreply
lemmy.world

I'm not even sure if they remember the changed names. Granted, I'm in CA so we never even think about the gulf, let alone it coming up in conversation with a person I despise.

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Half of them can't even spell "America" and think it's Golf

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redlemacereply
lemmy.world

Outside. Yes, I know that (can) make a difference, but that just underlines my point

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huppakeereply
lemmy.world

Imo nobody outside of the US would even consider renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Maybe China, Russia and North-Korea if he continues to cozy up to them. Or Venezuela if he forces them to.

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runner_greply
piefed.blahaj.zone

90% of people in the US also would never consider renaming it. I have reported it to Google multiple times. I know that won't change anything but it makes me feel better.

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Oh my sweet summer child, how do you think you got yourselves to be called "Americans".

This is what your country has done since day one.

90% of people in the US also would never consider renaming it

It's probably the other way around and much lower than you think.

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Google

Even their work could be seen as half an attempt at best : Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)

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feddit.org

The only thing more embarassing than this is the Epstein Files.

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I'd say Google actually changing the label of the Gulf of Mexico is more embarrassing than him saying something about Lake Ontaria. A lot of his actions are in competition for being most embarrassing thing ever. You remember that time he was like 'why are you even talking about Epstein, that guy is totally not interesting'? That was embarrassing. Or that pic where someone looked like he smelled someone close to him had a full diaper? Or that time he 'fixed' an infographic about a Hurricane with a sharpie. Damn, so many things that are also very embarrassing. But i do agree it not as embarrassing as the fact he is mentioned in the Epstein files 38,000 times.

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Not beating the petty little bitch pedophile allegations anytime soon, huh?

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Yep, the threat of even more tariffs on top of the tariffs didn't work. His clown posse presented the other retaliatory options to Trump, and he decided the next move on this file is to make infantile noise. They've got nothing. Maybe he'll hit us with some AI image-slop if we still aren't cooperative with their submission.

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lemmy.ca

In the eloquent words of Doug fucking Ford of all people: "kiss my ass".

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And as he said there is a lot of real estate back there to kiss

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Such a lame troll that even Dougie Ford couldn't be triggered to respond.

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lemmy.ca

Lake Erie: lake pedophile Lake Michigan: lake infanticide Lake Superior: lake tech bros yatch club Lake Huron: lake drown-a-trump

All Americans are cancer at this point. Nice or not, they suck.

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The ones who claim to be opposed to their regime have yet to excercise their 2A rights. They had four years and now over a year and a half. Shit or get off the pot.

They're all worthless, unwelped scum. Cull them all. The world will be a better place.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Well that does it. The great lakes acronym is now HAMES.

FFS

Murica, or something. Idk I hate it here

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JTF2 should link up with the Mexican Airborne and solve his geography issues.

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