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Garfield gets stuck in his collar.

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Man: Where are you going, Jon?

Jon: I'm breaking Garfield to the leash.

Man: He doesn't like it much, does he?

Jon: How can you tell?

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Garfield: ROWRR!!

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Jon: There you are, Garfield. A genuine naugahyde leash.

Garfield: How inhumane! How cruel! Do you know how many naugas they killed to make this leash?

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Garfield: I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored. There must be more things to do on a screen door than just hang here. Nice going, dummy.

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Jon: GARFIELD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SPEAK TO ME!

Garfield: I'm not speaking to you.

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Garfield: I can hear them sneaking up behind me now. They are crouching, getting ready to leap.

Jon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD!

Garfield: What a wonderful surprise!

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Garfield: Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out.

GOOSH

Garfield: Old habits die hard.

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Jon: Hellooo, Mary. Say, good lookin', where have you been all my life? I see...you lived on Main Street until you were two, then you moved to Rosewood where you presently reside. Shall I ask her out, Garfield?

Garfield: Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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Jon: Claire, baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets? Yeh, maybe another time? Now who should I call?

Garfield: Try clods anonymous.

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