Both equal 5

More like 5 of these

Sure, when you mean "zero" it may look a bit excessive. But it's quite adequate if you want to express "Void, the Dark Realm of Nothingness and End of All Things".

ps: Glory to ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ.

That baffles me too. Being annoyed by an obnoxious ad instantly puts the brand in my naughty, to-boycott list.

Like, if I ever need to use a VPN, guess who I'll go out of my way to never, ever use? That's right NordVPN, go fuck yourself! I've never used you and I already hate you.

How do people care so little that it's still a beneficial strategy for brands?

I feel like most cats I've met in my life would have mauled me to death, had I tried that

The untold truth is that feelings were reportedly involved. Which obviously cannot be allowed to stand.

I wonder how many people would have understood both references just a few years ago. Yet today, not only someone made a meme out of this, but it also gets a good deal of upvotes. That's the internet culture I love!

Fast and bi-curious?

That sounds like "touching" has a really loose definition. If we go that way, you could say that our bodies are clouds of atoms that never touch one another

The only logical step after unsolicited dickpics

But then you won't have a middle one to look straight ahead. Go for 5 instead

Do you think memes will survive The Great Civilizational Collapse of 202X?

Oh just that square packing thing from the post. There have been many posts/jokes about it being a mathematically optimal solution that feels irritatingly wrong.

I find the whole thing funny because it's a very niche scientific concept that somehow made it to popular culture to the same level as a zombie game.

Equally useless? More like twice as useless, you mean!

I wonder if people got too greedy and waited too long to press, or if we ran out of people

I have long suspected that linguists were not people. Thank you for confirming that.

"allies"

Be the change you want to see in the world

Put it in the piggy bank and use the interests to have multiple presses on the next event!

Oooh I cleaned mine today as well. Dull minds think alike!