If only our fucking government would do something about this and actually regulate these evil bastards.

More like a broth-el 🥸

Fr fr these guys look like some top tier shit posters.

They probably got tired of seeing their family die from treatable diseases.

You passed the test. Hope you and your wife had a good honeymoon.

By a concerningly narrow margin.

I think they meant E as an estrogen instead of the more common abbreviation for ecstasy.

It's already over m8. Let it go, Mr. Frodo.

This is a pretty powerful piece of the genetic link to alcoholism.

I woke up at 7:00 a.m. for this and had a sudden moment of clarity out of absolutely nowhere. Thank you.

I believe they meant to protect North American territories from French capture, not necessarily to prevent individual bodily harm, but that doesn't fit as nicely in meme format.

Who, more importantly, is literally a traitor to our country and attempted to overthrow democracy (albeit a pitiful halfhearted attempt via his angry lapdogs)

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Torxus Christ?

Anything but a fucking train...

Good thing DOGE and the rest of the Trump fueled Republicans are foaming at the mouth to completely eliminate federal funding for the California high speed rail project. Thank God they're going to save us from affordable transportation for the masses in favor of continuing to murder the planet actively by distributing microplastics into every square millimeter of the Earth.

Ay yo so I was bout to tell you how that's all wrong, but then you go throwin out words like "perlocution" and now I realize you probly know what the fuck is up, so I'm just gonna trust.

Sounds like it's time for a reminder to FUCK THE CCP and the clown emperor Xi. Never forget Tieneman square. Long live free Taiwan.

That is good management and good team mentality.

That was impressively descriptive, but I'm afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.