I love Dolly. Went to Dollywood back in April. I would hate to see her estate picked apart and monetized, but you and I both know where this leads.

That guy beats his wife and kids, I guarantee it.

There's plenty more that they complain about with teachers. They complain that they are ineffective, promote progressive ideals, target their children's shitty behavior, aren't held accountable, and the whole "those who can't do, teach" bullshit.

I used to be a teacher. I've seen it all, heard it all.

Mike buys himself an entire birthday cake every year and sits at home and eats it alone and pats himself on the back when he finishes it like a big boy.

actually supper simple.

Sometimes I feel like homeless people got it all figured out.

Ranch dressing from scratch is like 7 things.

1. You gotta add a little love. Trust me, I'm from the midwest.

Don't buy it?

Friends are for the gays. I'm a real man.

Low effort, high payoff. Bacon is a good sub for pancetta too.

JFC, all they want to talk about is trans.

Because everything else is going so well for them!

Dinosaurs had capitalism.

Lowell, Mass is low income?

No, but most New Englanders certainly act that way! HAH!

Stop it!

That's entirely, vastly, and certifiably incorrect.

EDIT: Unless you mean jalapeno, serrano, or pablanos or something. I thought you meant green or sweet peppers.

If alcohol came out today, it would be illegal. It kills more people than all drugs combined. It's terrible for you and 10% of drinkers account for 90% of all alcohol sales. I just wish I could stop.

Your very first sentence is very correct. "I dunno…" Yeah. You don't. You followed it up with a bunch of "I, me, my" and can't understand that someone may have a different issue than you.

I don't drink daily. I'm a binge drinker. I convince myself that it will only be a few this weekend and go on a bender every time. I can't stop lying to myself. I keep telling myself I'll quit next weekend and do it all over again. Cut back? I cut back every week.

I've noticed that recently too. I watched "Life in Pieces" recently and it's like every other scene this family is drinking.

I'm no expert, and I'm more than skeptical. I'm positive this motherfucker is up to no good.