I expressed my displeasure of these tickets at a bar I work at to one of my coworkers. They then pointed out that in Toast POS you can just punch in the total bill and it generates the tip for you

Remember math? It’s back, in pog form!

Indeed

Whenever I see someone feeling the music in their car I just say “Damn that person is gettin’ it!” Life is short, friends. Feel the music

Quick, check to see if all of the dolphins left the planet.

“I Tried, Liz Lemon! Dr Spaceman put me on ozempic and I gained 40 lbs”

“We’re not a cult. We’re a collective of like minded free thinkers that aim to make America great again by supporting the convicted felon Donald Trump in his third presidential campaign”

He did an interview with channel 5 and called out Andrew Callahan afterward saying they chopped the interview to make him look bad. Andrew responded and explained that they edit interviews in such a way to make them smoother without stops to clarify questions, ums and ahs. He also provided behind the scenes footage. This Nick Shirley guy isn’t very articulate or well versed in what he claims to be.

At my wedding reception, my wife’s cousins plopped a giant black and gold sombrero on my head to welcome me to the family. I’m expected to bring said sombrero to family get togethers and smash beers con mi familia

I got a Hisense tv in November and never connected it to the internet. Now I am extremely pleased that I never connected it.

Wait til you find out about corn

Zone out at “Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses”

Turn it up to 11 at “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”

Looks like 100% good boy to me

Idk man Herbie had some serious attitude. Feisty lil bug

Royal Tenenbaum died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a sinking battleship.

Gotta love shrinkflation

You see these all around Chicago. It’s a sad sight

Are you looking to adopt a married man in his 30s?

Not defending Affleck here, but isn’t Bruce Wayne a rich prick?