"Are we going to let them take over the party?"

They fuggen better

Brave, brave Sir Robin.

I think this one's lost on me.

I'll show myself out.

Is that really the title?!?!

Hahahaha Totally is. 🤣

For me, it's the movie Waterworld. I cannot get enough of that movie. So many people hated it. 🤣

Billionaires are a scourge

Always has been.

Huh. Playboy is still around.

God, I love Read-only Friday where nothing bad ever happens before the weekend.

Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

When my sister first got her TI-82, she had to solve the equation ((3 x 30) + 5) x (850-7). It turned her lesbian. We should all boycott scientific calculators, too!

You wanna hear something funny?

It was actually, like, 30 years ago! I feel old AF! Hahahahahah

Oh god! How many people are commenting something about loss on this post and I had to be, almost literally, smacked on the forehead with it before I got it.

Thanks!

I will enjoy a succulent Chinese meal tonight in his honor.

The cajones on that dude! Love it! 🤣

Is this not a The Onion article? I... ugh.

I'm lazy, so I just stole this from Wiki.

Matthew Wayne Shepard (December 1, 1976 – October 12, 1998) was an American student at the University of Wyoming who was beaten, tortured, and left to die near Laramie on the night of October 6, 1998.[1] He was taken by rescuers to Poudre Valley Hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado, where he died six days later from severe head injuries received during the attack.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard

I've watched that video over and over and over again. The librul media has gone too far! (Well tbh, once I finished the first time, I didn't have the energy to watch it again.)

Why? WHY!

How is someone's life so small that they spend their time getting angry about another person's differently-colored skin‽ Or their goddamn genitals!

I hope the next plague kills us all. We don't deserve the beauty of life.

Let's just pretend Starbucks coffee didn't taste like cheap, crusty asshole for a second... Fuck you, Brian!