When my sister first got her TI-82, she had to solve the equation ((3 x 30) + 5) x (850-7). It turned her lesbian. We should all boycott scientific calculators, too!

TRANSistors!?! Electronics are of the devil, burn them all! /s

Better rip the transmission out your truck before the gay gets to it.

they refuse to leave home and become part of the transit system

Keyboard app makers shohld do an 'oopsie' and agressively auto-correct spelling errors to 'trans'.

The woke keyboard industry indoctrinating our kids

I am surprised some haven't started because a trans-woman contributed significantly to the basics of modern computer chip design.

This is the onion, but it’s not even unbelievable. The Venn diagram of hard maga, flat earthers, and inbred Neo nazis is basically a circle…

"At press time, sources confirmed conservatives across the nation were trying to escape the woke conspiracy of left-wing letters by renouncing the English language entirely."

From the way he forms(?) sentences, it seems like Trump has a significant head start on this.

Conservatives ban words after notici

Conservatives about to remove the S key because all the other letters are in their favorite slurs

That would be amazing, I'll certainly do my part and spread this truth wherever I can