greentext·Greentextby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Anon experiences summer loveView original on sh.itjust.works318Comments12
southsamurai replysh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesA love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE Summer lovin, happened so fast, I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me ... She flew by me, she bit my... cramp He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp I saved her young, she nearly starved He showed off, splashing around Summer bugs, something's begun But, ah! Oh, the summer nights Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!38
henfredemars replyinfosec.pub2Hide 2 repliesIs this... original content? We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s14
ccollapse_already lemmy.mlSomeone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.8
Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣
A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE
Summer lovin, happened so fast,
I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me
...
She flew by me, she bit my... cramp
He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp
I saved her young, she nearly starved
He showed off, splashing around
Summer bugs, something's begun
But, ah! Oh, the summer nights
Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!
Is this... original content?
We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s
Then, ummmm, no?
Can confirm, I've seen it before! Must be a repost
/j
This is brilliant good sir!
Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Still a better love story than Twilight
I should call her
Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.