Anon is a normal, decent human being and sibling.

Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

Actually I like how European/American Truck Simulator models tiredness. At some point you see some black out and the controls don't respond for a few seconds. Good luck recovering from that depending on the driving situation.

Relevant xkcds:

https://xkcd.com/928/

https://xkcd.com/1259/

print "hello world";

or else;

• Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

• I'm down to eat a banana.

Solar cells don't really grow on trees.

They should sue movie producers. After all, they regularly supply the pirates with fresh wares.

The disguise's flaw was that both eyes were located inside the face.

You might be in for a surprise.

That'll teach him! Not math and stuff, though.

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell and I'll teach you how to count to ten:

1, 2

And after all that our bloke decides to become a copper.

Time for Ubuntu to ship with a mandatory Edge installation

I would give you a worthless gold award but Lemmy doesn't have those.

Bee orchid

No, having weird daydreams about social situations is perfectly normal. I mean everybody on 4chan does it, right?

So... he'll push for a massive NASA budget increase, right?