lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMeatPilot Smile and grit your teeth.View original on sh.itjust.works177Comments13Reply
QuinnyCoded sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyI unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I'd wake up with wounds from the baby 22Reply
jjustme replylemmy.dbzer0.commost effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.6Reply
DDoomsider lemmy.worldI taught all my cats to need without claws by taping on their paws whenever their nails would come out. Worked like a charm.4Reply
The Velour Fog lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMy only question for people with these nails is: how do you wipe?5Reply
AAbyssian lemmy.worldNaah. Nah. Nu-uh. That woman's getting put down. I'm not letting nightmare ass Freddy Krueger claws near me.7Reply
ffireweed lemmy.worldI've always heard the phrase as "kneading biscuits." Muffins are made by stirring/folding in ingredients.2Reply
sstarchylemming lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesrelated to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎3Reply
TTimeNaan replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHow about you let people look however they like without being so obnoxiously judgmental about it?4Reply
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I unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I'd wake up with wounds from the baby
most effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.
I taught all my cats to need without claws by taping on their paws whenever their nails would come out. Worked like a charm.
My only question for people with these nails is: how do you wipe?
Bidet?
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Naah. Nah. Nu-uh. That woman's getting put down. I'm not letting nightmare ass Freddy Krueger claws near me.
I've always heard the phrase as "kneading biscuits." Muffins are made by stirring/folding in ingredients.
related to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎
How about you let people look however they like without being so obnoxiously judgmental about it?
Not like this.
Which gender is this again?
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