tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your NamebyThe Picard Maneuver Hey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?View original on lemmy.world286Comments19Reply
TTollana1234567 lemmy.todayremember that episode when that tuvok holo-fantasy where he chokes neelix to death for annoying him.6Reply
Hupf replyfeddit.org5Hide 5 repliesBeckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.7Reply
FuglyDuck replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesPresumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power.7Reply
AAeronMelon replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesVulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”6Reply
FuglyDuck replylemmy.worldThe real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five. Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,3Reply
WWanderingThoughts europe.pub1Hide 1 replyOn average they're normal. Kinda how it works for most people.5Reply
OpenStars replydiscuss.onlineAutism + ADHD cancelling one another out? (j/k bc that's... just... not how that works, like, at all!:-P)3Reply
ddalekcaan replyfeddit.nl2Hide 2 repliesMr. Krabs orders Spongeward back into the transport buffer 4Reply
SatyrSack replyquokk.au1Hide 1 replyThat embedded image is not displaying for me. Removing everything after the .png in your link makes it work for me, though.  1Reply
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remember that episode when that tuvok holo-fantasy where he chokes neelix to death for annoying him.
Somebody needs to call Janeway.
Beckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output.
But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser.
Not sure they really needed more power.
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
Ah, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
The real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five.
Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
she dint have her black coffe that day.
Now there's a level-five transporter accident
On average they're normal. Kinda how it works for most people.
Autism + ADHD cancelling one another out?
(j/k bc that's... just... not how that works, like, at all!:-P)
even the colour scheme is the same. it was destined.
You could do this with Spongebob and Squidward too
Mr. Krabs orders Spongeward back into the transport buffer
That embedded image is not displaying for me. Removing everything after the
.pngin your link makes it work for me, though.That's odd, it's working fine for me on Boost